In other news, I ate a pizza yesterday that I cooked myself using my own ingredients and my own oven. State your opinions accordingly.

A slur, mind you. There are a million adjectives in the English language you could have gone for instead, but you went with the ableist slur, which is very telling and shows just how much you hate disabled people. Pure ableist behavior. Easy indicator.

I'm not crying at all. On the contrary, actually. I just busted a lung knowing you'll be getting a one-way ticket to hell. It's always fun calling out ableists as I see 'em, and it's even more fun seeing 'em get blasted on Reddit.

Keep hating on people that don't affect you or your life. And keep on cryin' about it.

There was a stop sign pole that got knocked over by the Home entrance. Same with a handicap pole. Granted, though, it doesn't happen often like with Auburn, but it's funny to look at.

That Walmart is more eccentric in its customers ans pedestrians than its poles, though.

Couldn't have picked a better adjective to use than the ableist slur, huh?

I'll mark you down on my Ableist List regardless. Thanks for outing yourself. Didn't think we'd get an addition today!

Aha, oh no...this one is infamous for this specific pole.

The amount of accidents that have happened there I can't count on two hands.

He tried to cut corners and got his corner cut.

Or in this case...kinda looks like it sliced.

Man, just a little bit further before turning instead of cutting the corner and that wouldn't have happened. Big oof.

Can't beat the stupidity of whatever happened at the Biddeford one, though.

Can't tell if sarcasm or legit.

If you're being legit though, allow me to bust my other lung...

You don't see a shred of r/thathappened in that story at all? Not one "and everyone clapped"?

...That is true. I had a brain fart. I forgot weevils got into my pantry once lol. Those little motherfuckers took forever to get the fuck out.

Okay, okay, bay leaves. I'll compromise. Throw some bay leaves into your dry pantry stuff that is in containers.

Does it matter if you're gonna murder it anyway, like any smart person would do?

Sc-aah-lop.

So like how you would pronounce "pal". Never heard it said the other way.

What's that phrase...um... "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." That it? Yeeeeeah. Maybe it's because I don't people-watch all that much but I hardly ever see people with RBF.

Anyway, why do you care so much? Let people live their lives. I have old-people face but people don't call me out for it, and I don't want them to, because I want to get the shit done that I need to and haul my ass right the fuck home.

> Maine

chorus of "awww's"

> Communist Party

chorus of disgusted sounds

Oh wow, I was mostly taking a wild guess lol. Knew it had to be something political and it screamed LePage to me...but I was close, at least!

They all voted for LePage?

smack

Geico. Geico, my good sir! Commit all the way!