Ah, nothing unusual here for Biddo, moving on...

Aww, is the big boi afwaid of no-no wowds? Yes he is, yes he is!

Grow up. Fight against people using slurs instead of fighting against people dropping fuckin' shit everywhere they go.

Aww man...there go half the posts on this subreddit! /j

That being said, I'll stand by what I've said: if you support this for kids' sake, let me remind you that your kid has probably come across at least one no-no word (either on the Internet or in the community) before they hit their 10s. Welcome to the modern era, enjoy your stay.

Liminal image vibes.

The foot sores and blisters are worth it!

Here's how I think it works:

• You see a sign for a candidate
• "Hmm, I've never heard of them. I should look them up."
• Looks them up
• Finds their site
• Reads their stances on certain issues
• Decides whether to vote for them or not

Of course, this doesn't work with established names (LePage and Mills, for example). And it probably doesn't work as a whole. But with names I've never seen, that's my theory.

Yeah, I figured. Not really surprised given his whole "D-Money and Shifty" comments from years back.

Daytime driving anxiety is a very real thing that many overlook.

Nope, not it. Cognitive difficulty, memory loss, all that stuff. Lots of stories of elderly folks accidentally plowing into buildings because they mistook the gas pedal for the brake pedal.

Some elderly people can drive fine, others can't.

sips Pepsi

Oooooh! Can't wait to see how that'll hold up in court against a judge! Teehee...

Ah. Well when I think of "crack", I think of the drug, not of black people. I've seen enough anti-drug PSAs from across three entire decades to know better than that.

I can understand the last paragraph, but the second one...is "crack" not the name of a drug in and of itself? Should we use "crack cocaine" instead? The rest of the paragraph looks fine, but it's that part that throws me off.

I would, but I prefer to stay in my lil' comfort zone and not get lost. 'Tis the way I am.

The fuck do you want me to do, I've only lived in one other county and it ain't even on this list!

My mother hates going out. She'll do it, but that doesn't mean she'll enjoy it. Shit's just gotta get done. But that doesn't mean she's going to rip 80 everywhere she goes. Same with me--I want to get home too, but I don't feel like dying in a two-ton death machine just to do it, thank you.

Really sorry about your cousin, though. My mother got into a bad car accident with a speeding driver that fucked up her back and her knee for life, so I can sympathize.

Oh fun, can't wait to see you get blasted here.

But you know what's more fun than fishing for imaginary Internet points with bullshit? Fishing for sympathy points from police with bullshit.

It's honestly astounding how more people don't have daytime driving anxiety from shit like this.

I've seen people use the left lane more for a NASCAR track fresh outta the Indy 500, only racing for that ticket instead of a...well, whatever they win.

Well...it's the busiest I've ever seen that street lol.

Let people slackline, boomer. It's fun. Mr. Fittsworth and his crew aren't harming the animals or the trees.

Go back to shaking your cane at "them kids these days".

Yes, because my eyes are literally glued to my GPS.

Seriously guys, I can't get them off and the optometrist is closed for the day, please advise.

Alcoholic? Stop drinking! Depressed? Cheer up! Insomniac? Go to sleep! Not a heterosexual? Go love a heterosexual, for fuck's sake!

I don't think it's a good smell either, but when you smell it enough times, you get used to it and tolerate it more.

Did you, uh...did you miss the joke? Would you like it explained?

Well, there are two kinds of weed. The kind where all the "get high" aspects are sucked out of it so it's used medically, and the "natural" kind, so to speak.

Don't worry, smelling weed isn't bad for you. I've smelled so much weed over the years that I can distinguish between weed smell and skunk smell.

Quite a few flat bridges there too, last I saw. Easy on the feet. Although last time I went was a few years back so take my words with a grain of salt.