Appropriate symbolism/commentary on the reagan administration...

Emails from the three day weekend remain unopened and I am afraid.

It's Mardi Gras and I'm not in NOLA.

it’s no longer a Monday holiday

Flying out for work :/

You can see that people have attempted to plug in to it. Many times.

Fascinating…

Yeah I was looking for some other teams so thanks for giving me some info. I have checked "the internet" but couldnt find anywhere obvious. Also don't know what any of the shops are as I'm not from the US and can't get anything delivered as I'm only there for a night. I'll just not bother. Thanks for the help

You could take an Uber to the dick's sporting goods in Dakota Crossing, here is what they have in store https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/search/SearchDisplay?searchTerm=NBA%20jerseys%20&storeId=15108&catalogId=12301&langId=-1&sType=SimpleSearch&resultCatEntryType=2&showResultsPage=true&fromPage=Search&searchSource=Q&pageView=&beginIndex=0&DSGsearchType=Keyword&pageSize=48&selectedStore=1276&pageNumber=0&filterFacets=facetStore%3AISA

If you’re looking for variety I think your best bet is a Champs store - https://www.champssports.com/category/sport/basketball.html?query=basketball%3Arelevance%3Aproducttype%3AClothing%3Aclothstyle%3AJerseys&storeID=1814199

You’ll have to go to VA or MD but they have some in stock…there are two stores near us.

I remain unsure of your meaning, so I only have assumptions.
By "more variety," do you mean other NBA teams?
If so, you're going to find slim pickings. Not too many places selling NBA jerseys in DC anymore, I'm afraid. I may be forgetting the odd shop or two. You'll likely have better luck visiting malls outside the city (I wouldn't think the best use of one's time if only spending a night in DC), or... like the other poster said that you took as smugness... the internet.

At least your username checks out

Have 3 atm but moving into my own place this weekend!!!

Oh wow I never thought of that. Thanks kind stranger!

It's a joke from The Great. But, yes.

The internet

They let you measure out how much you want?

One

Anywhere with some more variety in team options?

Assuming you mean Wizards jerseys, the team store at Capital One Arena should do the trick.

I won’t say how long ago I moved here, but: I rented a townhouse with two other gals in Fairfax Circle. I think our entire rent for the townhouse was $900. It was a cute townhouse. Kinda wish I had bought it and rented it out. It would be worth a mint today.

National Airport has the coolest pillars

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One too many roommates entertaining the meth hobby was one too many for me. Living alone was a great decision.

Yeah, I still don't think it's worth being a lawyer though.