wait what the fuck

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good lord

I mean, arrest me once, shame on you. Arrest me three times?

Yeah oops forgot to specify that

How dare you slander his name with this false accusation.

It was his wife he pressured into interracial gangbangs, and she had her cognitive faculties diminished by a stroke years before it happened. It was his daughter's text talking about it that were leaked.

It’s drivable until you shift gears. And then it becomes very undriveable.

But isn’t the car still drivable if you step away while it’s running?

The worst take

In a thread about worst takes.

I mean we risk getting punched even when we are no car and riding the metro

Maybe you could put some big signs on your car doors that say it's a manual, but you might still get punched anyways.

There’s gotta be better than this

Is that something related to when the text messages of his daughter revealed Manafort pressured his wife into gangbangs while she was sick

I had exactly the same conversation with her in-person once.

< Michael Jackson popcorn gif >

Well to be fair my tip (have a push start and keep the job in your pocket) is an anti-carjacking tip

Right, I saw that too. You're still gonna get punched the face first before the jacker realizes it's a manual, and potentially get harmed again for wasting time.

Do you wear sunglasses when you browse Reddit?

I’m wondering if the date January sixth has anything to do with his charges

Does carjacking mean different things to different people? All the suggestions are anti-theft not anti carjacking tips

Only the once with gun possession. The other two were weed (long time ago) and MDMA.

THISSSS

the best part of this is definitely the "three times" in the initial post

Definitely one of the more interesting conversations I’ve had on here!

OP, you redact like Paul Manafort's legal team.