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pmoO0 t1_jds52js wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
I bought shares on Friday at 8,39 euro 💶
Nothing will happen to DB.
it’s not a „german“ bank. It’s a European bank deeply embedded in Europe and operating globally.
It was bad optics for Olaf Scholz to comment on the situation.
Everything will be fine in a few weeks.
SaltMiner76 t1_jds4gx5 wrote
Reply to comment by Hoplertarum in The Floor Could Still Fall Out of This Stock Market by [deleted]
🌈🐻🍆💦🥳
SaltMiner76 t1_jds4co4 wrote
Reply to comment by NoobInvester018 in The Floor Could Still Fall Out of This Stock Market by [deleted]
Yes. So Monday morning can you please lol
rubyone2 t1_jds1wjd wrote
When even Fundstrat can’t get excited about stocks you know things way fucked. Damn.
angel_of_tnt t1_jds1dx0 wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Note that "Milliarden" means "Billion" and "Billionen" are "Trillions" in english
FatCatBoomerBanker t1_jds0f1t wrote
If analysis is correct, selling naked calls seems to be the play. Literally can't go tits up.
xmustangxx t1_jds0711 wrote
WSB … keeping poor idiots poor since 2018???
InfamousMB t1_jdrwftl wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Mmm these puts gon’ print 🤤🤤🤤
whboer t1_jdruxge wrote
Reply to comment by Lower_Ambition4341 in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Bratwursts are like the railroads. You can bet on any new fancy cool thing to replace them, but 30 years later you’ll find that their cagr has by far outpaced the broader market.
AzracTheFirst t1_jdrsoug wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Yes, Please, my puts are waiting!
Repulsive-Shallot-79 t1_jdrs2cy wrote
Reply to comment by Buythembitches in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
My dad said I'm a bastard from a basket
Repulsive-Shallot-79 t1_jdrrv73 wrote
Reply to comment by LTDan80 in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
AUF WIEDERSEHEN
Interesting-Boot-399 t1_jdrqrcj wrote
Maybe they fell for a reason 🤔 You don't wanna pick someone else's problem .
mrnotadvice OP t1_jdrpve1 wrote
Reply to comment by jdmulloy in Schwab CDS jump is not concerning and those that think it is are Chicken Little. CTFD! by mrnotadvice
BD = Broker Dealer. Anything else?
Wolf_of_Walmart t1_jdrphr5 wrote
Reply to comment by MammothLover21 in All in FRC Roth IRA by sylphvanas
It’s not naked - Roth IRA has to be cash secured
Main_Sergeant_40 t1_jdrotz6 wrote
Reply to comment by exchangetraded in The Floor Could Still Fall Out of This Stock Market by [deleted]
In a global crash we all lose
Main_Sergeant_40 t1_jdroawi wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in The Floor Could Still Fall Out of This Stock Market by [deleted]
I wasn’t gonna read this post but now I will
Main_Sergeant_40 t1_jdro90o wrote
I’m in the “floor falling out” camp
NoobInvester018 t1_jdro19n wrote
It'll only crash when I buy QQQ/SPY calls
4troglodyte t1_jdrnl96 wrote
The US dollar is the cleanest dirty shirt in the hamper
Anonsldrwhistleblow t1_jdrlmwe wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
I really don’t like to be 🌈 🐻 on anything, but fuk these banks are making it difficult. I wouldn’t be surprised if this (DB, credit Suisse) or something similar is the case with most banks. Prep Anis indeed.
Other-Bumblebee2769 t1_jdrkcy8 wrote
Reply to comment by ChampagneWastedPanda in Still waiting Cathie by CalyShadezz
I love Jesus... but even I know the big man doesn't help you pick stocks.
Other-Bumblebee2769 t1_jdrjpjx wrote
Reply to comment by solovino__ in Still waiting Cathie by CalyShadezz
Buffet is and will remain the GOAT
exchangetraded t1_jdrjdgh wrote
One thing nobody’s talking about, is that to avoid crash we just need to be in better shape than the other global options, and right now the US seems to be in much better shape than the EU, UK, and Japan. The only real competition is China’s market. So long as the US keeps stronger than most, we should be ok.
RegulateTheRegulator t1_jds5m1i wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Short that biatch