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Sir_Lu t1_jdq8cmi wrote

Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418

Thing that makes this 100% believable is the meeting time! Asking people to come in only after church time on a Sunday.

Oho…anyone else hear those church bells ringing?

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BlueBird1800 t1_jdq5lde wrote

Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418

Hey guys, I work in the building next to DB and ran into the Director at a redlight heading into work. I got him to roll his window down. He told me they've made a killing off of the calls they sold against themselves. They are going to start doing puts as the "bailouts" start rolling in. He did express his gratitude for the everyday man bailing them out of this situation; he's going to pour a drink in our honor when he's on his yacht next time.

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Upper-Equivalent3651 t1_jdq2yos wrote

Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418

It is a wonder, DB still exists.

You know how many times DB was actually technically bancrupt? Yes, THAT often.

With that, I mean that any other company showing that balance sheet would be closed by force. IRA and Co. would laugh at you, if you tell them with a straight face "Nah, all good".

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Flipmode45 t1_jdpynkv wrote

Reply to comment by braiinfried in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418

At this point I’m fairly sure banks have been using that movie as a how to trade training video for the last decade, based on the number of banks that have got themselves deep in the shit.

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SpecificScar517 t1_jdpw92n wrote

Reply to Feedbacks on BUX Zero by Such_Caregiver_8239

I’d advice to go with IBKR,it might be a bit complex at first but you’ll get used to it after about a week or so,some brokers really tend to be shady and Ibkr has good rep and low commissions too

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AdministrationNo4611 t1_jdpu9g2 wrote

Reply to comment by qainin in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418

Bank is failing, Germany makes new bank, uses people money to buy the failing back and everything that's toxic; Put's toxic waste of a bad bank and the good stuff stays in the new bank.

Here, that's how you bailout

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OkBid71 t1_jdps49j wrote

Reply to comment by on_duh_pooper in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418

I also worked at DB in the parking garage as a valet. I've not noticed anything odd other than the execs have switched their Bentleys for leather-clad gimp-pulled carriages to show their commitment to environmentalism.

Oh, and tomorrow's meeting is for the spring orgy, it shouldn't be anything surprising for anyone who's worked at this facility for more than one season.

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