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tdatas t1_jdprdz6 wrote
Reply to comment by wallstreetbetsdebts in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
I heard the UB in UBS stands for "Unlimited Bags"
compounding-panda t1_jdpptx3 wrote
Reply to All in FRC Roth IRA by sylphvanas
at east not 100k this time
alexandertehgrape t1_jdpo5iv wrote
Reply to comment by Robinhood4real in Rate Hike Today... Going to leave this here by kac487
NGL I do kinda love the guy. Dude's in a shit situation and he's just trying to get by, plus that picture of him making the frowny squid face... how could you not love the guy?
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Reply to comment by VisualMod in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
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dont_hate_scienceguy t1_jdpnkl9 wrote
Reply to comment by on_duh_pooper in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
I too worked at DB in Frankfurt on the 47th floor, next to the Bratwurst stand and down the hall from the beer tent. And I don't remember seeing this guy anywhere.
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fiat_failure t1_jdpm4pb wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
I’d be shocked if half the world’s banks aren’t getting bailed out by next month
macems t1_jdpm12o wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Any ways to short the banking sector using a liquid etf with tight options spreads? Looking, but I haven’t found any yet
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Reply to comment by Hoplertarum in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
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delayed_stole55 t1_jdpkhwj wrote
Reply to comment by AlPCurtis in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
This is it...
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LevitatingTurtles t1_jdpit6v wrote
Reply to comment by qainin in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
10’yesrs is considerably longer than 36 hours until markets open.
RowPuzzleheaded3590 t1_jdpilas wrote
Reply to Earnings recession on the way: 2023 SPX bottoms up EPS ests - financials expected to grow 21% 🤡 (source: modestproposal1 on Twitter) by ListerineInMyPeehole
Rate increases usually dramatically improve bank finances. They are going belly up right now because they were forced to take on low interest treasuries at suppressed rates for a decade then the fed clicked an undo button in record speed before they could rebalance and unwind.
euserc75 t1_jdpi0di wrote
Reply to comment by Significant-Ad3083 in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
But someone has to turn on the fan otherwise it just hits the fan and stays there
alexandertehgrape t1_jdphv6j wrote
euserc75 t1_jdphtq1 wrote
Reply to comment by RushiPushi in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Maybe church?
SocraticGoats t1_jdph75o wrote
Reply to Schwab CDS jump is not concerning and those that think it is are Chicken Little. CTFD! by mrnotadvice
If SCHW goes down we will have bigger problems tham SCHW going down.
SocraticGoats t1_jdpgfeo wrote
Reply to comment by meanestcommentever in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Das anis veen preppt
MeridianNL t1_jdpfogp wrote
Reply to comment by HoiPolloiAhloi in Still waiting Cathie by CalyShadezz
The all-time low keeps shifting
Wonderouswondr t1_jdpfddd wrote
Reply to comment by mrnotadvice in Schwab CDS jump is not concerning and those that think it is are Chicken Little. CTFD! by mrnotadvice
Fidelity is the safest brokerage that I know of
propanezizek t1_jdpcxw6 wrote
Reply to comment by qainin in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
just sell it to TD for a maple coupon.
vacityrocker t1_jdpat80 wrote
Reply to Still waiting Cathie by CalyShadezz
Ditty chick's are hot... sometimes
Significant-Ad3083 t1_jdpaoki wrote
Reply to Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
Shit is about to hit the fan and scatter in all directions
tdatas t1_jdpric6 wrote
Reply to comment by RushiPushi in Ya like DB rumors? by dnr41418
That's the convincing bit to me.