wallstreetbetsdebts t1_jdpa4x7 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:53 AM

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Maybe UBS is still acquiring shit banks?

Wonderouswondr t1_jdp9cm2 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:46 AM

Reply to Earnings recession on the way: 2023 SPX bottoms up EPS ests - financials expected to grow 21% 🤡 (source: modestproposal1 on Twitter) by ListerineInMyPeehole

What the actual crap

mrnotadvice OP t1_jdp96gt wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:45 AM

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Exactly. Plus, it would take time for the ACAT process. The fastest I have ever seen was 1 week. Cash in an account can be wired out same day.

braiinfried t1_jdp7ky6 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:32 AM

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holy fuck its like that scene in margin call where everyone comes in for the panic meeting bc they overleveraged beyond the market value of the entire company

Semi_Lovato t1_jdp6y6y wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:26 AM

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My dad works at nintendo

Semi_Lovato t1_jdp6sdb wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:25 AM

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It’s priced in

Mundus6 t1_jdp5vmt wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:18 AM

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They can still be bailed out by another bank.

Zwiebel1 t1_jdp5ai9 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:13 AM

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Good thing its 2023 and Forest probably is in debt.

Zwiebel1 t1_jdp57hh wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:12 AM

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What they don't deserve is the tax-payers money. But we all know they are gonna get it anyways.

M4croM4n t1_jdp4crn wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:05 AM

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DB board of directors emergency meeting tomorrow. FYI.

EnragedMoose t1_jdp3x98 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:01 AM

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It's because it's in US interest to not let the largest economy in the EU tailspin.

meanestcommentever t1_jdp33bh wrote on March 26, 2023 at 1:55 AM

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Prep Anis

Responsible-Rip4366 t1_jdp31t8 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 1:54 AM

Reply to Earnings recession on the way: 2023 SPX bottoms up EPS ests - financials expected to grow 21% 🤡 (source: modestproposal1 on Twitter) by ListerineInMyPeehole

Financials only 10% of the index at this point, but good point. It’s all on the back of the consumer at this point. Once those monthly retail sales and consumer spending numbers roll over the fuckery begins.

mrpizzatacular t1_jdp2ov0 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 1:52 AM

Reply to Schwab CDS jump is not concerning and those that think it is are Chicken Little. CTFD! by mrnotadvice

If the investment clients were to flee, where would they really be able to go that is substantially safer than Schwab? Because if Schwab starts to have real problems then most others it’s size or bigger will likely be experiencing issues as well.

0011111100100001_ t1_jdp2l46 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM

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Got it, DB calls

HoiPolloiAhloi t1_jdp24lw wrote on March 26, 2023 at 1:47 AM

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Time is relative and she meant 5 times from all time low……

Rootilytoot t1_jdp1k8h wrote on March 26, 2023 at 1:43 AM

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Hey guys I am a member of the board of directors for Deutsche Bank and the parking lot security team is assembling tomorrow morning at 11am for an emergency meeting regarding not knowing a single thing that happens at a fucking multinational investment bank.