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Lol. You don't say?

Gov won't let the market crash so close to Biden's reelection campaign

and purchase

I have a little bit of money on ours as a hedge, but nothing too serious

0.0 percent chance we'll get anything to resemble a bull market. Lot of people who are hoping and praying and investing on any iota of good news.

it's only getting worse now with the banks. Feds are stuck in a bad place. This BIG balloon gonna burst and be very ugly.

Because life goes on

Just do your best to not be a fuckin idiot

Crash is always six months away. But everyone has a job. Those at the bottom of the income ladder have gained the most, and they just pump money into the system. Spring break travel is higher than last year. This is the first year without a variant or some other covid issue, so still pent up demand, going back to the office, etc. Interest rates haven't changed debt service for fixed rate mortgage holders. But would I want to own empty office buildings? Hold floating rate debt? Buy my wife's boyfriend a house? Not in 6 months, no.

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You dont get laid if youre not a bull.

And buying

Yes, just as stocks go up it can be speculative

40 year secular bull market is winding down. Shits going to get ugly but never doubt exactly how long they can keep the plates spinning

You being bearish

The year just started so plenty of time for Janet Yellen to successfully pressure JPowell to cut rates to pump the markets, this is an optimal scenario.

Some people even have 3! We have so much employment companies are posting positions that only Bigfoot riding on the back of a unicorn smoking Dracula's pubes can fill.

I agree, this feels very similar to March '08 but with $1.5Q in global all sector debt derivatives, $400T of which have been created in the last 4 years. There's going to be bank to made when the government turns the printing press on for reals this time, not like that piddling 2020 shit. Commodites, energy and resource extraction are going to fuckin print.

I didn’t read any of this

Because

Robinhood is dog but as a wealthsimple degen i do wish i had that awesome looking colour scheme

Fed might freeze rates or cut them.

You should be bullish because someone has to carry these heavy bags for me.

Balance sheet go up. Money goes to banks. Banks do fractional reserve. Money multiplies and gets lent out. Money exchanges hands and money goes up more. It’s exponential my friend.

New home prices down 20%, but high low-pressure mortgage rates and a possible recession continue to hurt affordability

Fuck Ye

It's interesting that you believe the Fed has anything to do with the stock market. Why do you feel that way, and is it always after you get high as hell?