My most reliable car was a Nissan built in Mexico. Wait till Musk sees how productive that his cars built in Mexico are. I bet that Mex-plant puts the one in Austin to shame profit-wise.

Sure, but when it overshot the downside, it immediately corrected itself. If your logic is correct, wouldn't we have expected the Taylor Rule to shoot back down already?

Obviously I don't expect a 10% rate, but those two lines converging around 7% seems reasonable and horrifying.

Any self driving car, theoretically, can do this.

Never buy a self driving car.

hold my bear. Will post it in about 10 mins after this report runs

I love boobs!!! Little tiny perky ones. :)

"4 weeks out" as indicated in the first two sentences.

Fair point on the column headers, I need to explain that shit better on the next one.

Haha who is Jeff btw? I’ve only seen renmac on twitter :)

Anyone who follows tips of someone with fool in their name deserves everything they get.

Delta is how much the option price will change relative to the stock price changes, and gamma is how much the delta will change as the stock price changes.

Imagine a stock is $100 per share. You buy a call option for $1.00 with a delta of 0.10. If the stock goes to $101, your option is worth $1.10.

At the same time, as the underlying price changes, the delta itself will change. So imagining the above option has a gamma of 0.01. After the underlying moves to $101, the option delta is now 0.11. So if the price moves up again to $102, the option is now worth $1.21 and the new delta would be 0.12.

I am trying... been stuck doing boring things past 30-40 days, but back on the grind now. Will keep posting if helpful! LMK if there is anything else that would make these more useful

Elon is using a $2,500 base station, and $120/month service, for something that can handle one or two HD streams.

Dish is using like $500 of hardware and charging $80/month.

Might? You mean will.

Don’t worry markets always humbles the one who likes to flex

Yea just checked it out. They seem to be in a steady decline but yea daily volatility doesn’t seem like much. Certainly way more puts than calls currently

All of the time?

Balls deep in booty calls

Honestly I am good with this as just a pure positive. This encourages me to buy some long calls on TSLA.

Most of them live of the subscription money and are shit at what they are doing.

Elon can't even keep up with his starlink preorders or expansion, and their customers service is shit lmfao got a ways to wait for that

I'm convinced most people are incapable of comprehending nuanced language. Here's what he said regarding 75bps rate hikes in March 22:

"A 75 basis point increase is not something that the committee is actively considering."

And here's what he said about raising the target inflation rate:

"We're not considering that. We're not going to consider that. Under any circumstances. We're going to keep our inflation target at 2%. We're going to use our tools to get inflation back to 2%."

So, you see how the first statement wasn't a dismissal of 75bps rate hikes? But rather a statement about what's been presently considered? There's a lot less nuance in the second statement.

I think Ford trades with such little price movement, that neither calls nor puts are likely to print. They are probably more of a stock to actually buy shares as opposed to options if someone is long on them.

Don't, you'll be in deep shit.

You are very likely already too late too the party

Haha, yep, I got scammed. Of course, if an individual bought equal positions in every Stock Advisor recommendation since inception, you do have market smashing returns. Yeah, if you bought disruptive tech picks from 2020-2022 you got rekt. They failed to recommend any defensive stocks with the notable exception of Waste Management in 2021.

Go for it and report back to us after 50 trades win or lose