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crypt0_sports t1_jae08y1 wrote
Reply to comment by StonedPharaoh in Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
They never post loss porn
HowManyCaptains t1_jae08xh wrote
Reply to comment by nononononofin in 15 best ChatGPT AI stocks to consider, as selected by Bank of America By Investing.com by Insider_Research
You can't add temperatures together. ChatGPT probably assumed you were a special needs child and gave you a BS answer instead of roasting you.
There is literally no application for what you are trying to do. Nothing about it makes sense.
Try asking for average temperatures. You want to interpolate the numbers, not simply add them together.
fulldouche t1_jae08pj wrote
Reply to comment by Ill-Strength4570 in Microsoft deal with Activision by Positive-Trifle3854
If it's a call debit spread, that's exactly the point - buy the 90, sell the 95 - provides a capped loss if things go to hell while maximizing gains if it goes through since as you pointed out that 95 sold call will expire valueless
crypt0_sports t1_jae06y1 wrote
Reply to comment by pointme2_profits in Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
mytendies OP t1_jae05uf wrote
Reply to comment by BadWoodworking in Most Bearish Stocks and the Cheapest Puts by mytendies
not trying to be an ass, but I get so confused by people's reaction to it. Can you honestly just read the sentences above each table and see if your confusion is resolved?
If you are still confused, let me know and I will explain it in a different way.
In short: the most bearish stocks (table one) and the cheapest puts (second table)
RedWallClimber t1_jae03mz wrote
Reply to #breakingnews by code6violation
Dunno, I think I prefer when things go tits up
[deleted] t1_jadzyiv wrote
Reply to comment by RtardedAPE in The Fed is yet to catch up to the Taylor Rule estimate by Surlax
CONGRATULATIONS
StonedPharaoh OP t1_jadzwlu wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Inspection_2799 in Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
Hedge funds does not have positions with their own money? Its 100% users funds?
RtardedAPE t1_jadzvt2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Fed is yet to catch up to the Taylor Rule estimate by Surlax
I just got promoted to shift manager
Dothemath2 t1_jadzv3l wrote
Reply to Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
A random comment that stuck with me from the 2008 GFC:
Nobody knows anything
Ok_Inspection_2799 t1_jadzrei wrote
Reply to Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
Same thing as hedgefunds. They use other people's money to invest. If they were so good why not just use there own money.
netzure t1_jadzjsj wrote
Reply to Microsoft deal with Activision by Positive-Trifle3854
I sold my Activision shares as I think the deal most likely isn’t going to get regulatory approval. I think it should, but the comments from regulators especially the UK CMA make me think it won’t.
renz004 t1_jadzh32 wrote
The stock is already super down.
Wish i knew about this attack last week
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Reply to comment by Brickolas_Cage in The Fed is yet to catch up to the Taylor Rule estimate by Surlax
how about u eat my ASS
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Brickolas_Cage t1_jadz83d wrote
Reply to comment by RockyattheTop in The Fed is yet to catch up to the Taylor Rule estimate by Surlax
It might be in a year it might be in 3 years. It might be after a 30% crash. Wahhh short it
StonedPharaoh OP t1_jadz7j4 wrote
Reply to comment by pointme2_profits in Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
Yup now that makes perfect sense👌🏽
Only-Term8022 t1_jadz52x wrote
So inverse this dude? BET!
pointme2_profits t1_jadz468 wrote
Reply to Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
Because they don't win 100% of the time any more than anyone else does. And that sweet subscription income is how they actually make a stable living
Waste_Mention_4986 t1_jadyw27 wrote
Reply to Private healthcare in the UK by Popcat_1136
Not a short term chance. It will happen eventually, but not until the Tories are on the way back in rather than as they seem now, on the way out.
I would expect Spire to do well though, their name comes up often as partnered providers.
AmbitiousBasket0 t1_jadyv7x wrote
Reply to comment by Mountainman220 in Ford seeks patent for self-repossessing auto. Puts on ford? by Mountainman220
The same people that are buying them now.
BadWoodworking t1_jadyud5 wrote
Reply to Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
Because they are full of shit.
Whaleoilbefuked t1_jadyu98 wrote
Reply to comment by Mountainman220 in Ford seeks patent for self-repossessing auto. Puts on ford? by Mountainman220
This is America people need cars. They’ll keep buying.
BllsonStll t1_jadyu5u wrote
Reply to comment by downboat in Elon Musk Regains His Spot as the World’s Richest Person || The Tesla CEO has benefitted from a 100% rally in the electric carmaker’s stock by DangerStranger138
Puts on condom
StonedPharaoh OP t1_jadyt8a wrote
Reply to comment by SDgoose-fish in Charging for signals by StonedPharaoh
Lol I understand, its probably more stable source of income. Its just too attractive when they post their gains. Makes u want to join too
Mundane_Sea_906 t1_jae0aeq wrote
Reply to comment by Dark_Delusion in #breakingnews by code6violation
Always been bullish on ass.