very insightful

Jokes on them, I love bread.

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2500, good. And each, of course, is the only true. 2500 times. Rarely laughed so much, thank you!

Bad practices in high finance? 😂

I miss when this bot was mean, now it’s just regarded rambling

What kind of garbage small companies make profit?

Vlad must have shut off Gary Guzzlers buy and/or sell button and Gary got mad. Joking aside it’s clear to see that SEC has an agenda with crypto. Gay.

I bought puts at 7.80 will I be a happy boy tomorrow

I wonder how many ppl in this sub are too young to understand this joke.

Yes

Im saving this

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I’m convinced that most of you people doing options would actually be doing great in the futures markets

Just buy the stock and hold. That’s all I know how to do

Wait, I thought we were the shareholders. Are not pleased? Are you not entertained?

Heh

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Cash is king, my only goal is to get more and keep that ball rolling

This guy trades^

Sell puts buy calls that's how you win on both sides 🤦‍♂️

I’m buying the 90/95 call spread for 400% possible gainz

Try 3 Minutes on Markets and Money with Lance Roberts on YouTube. Short video before the market open where he goes over the S&P chart, trends, and conditions (e.g., overbought) and will throw in relevant factors like shorts expiring and hedge funds rebalancing requirements.