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Objective-Day-8491 t1_ja2c6lc wrote

It brings me joy to know there's probably some coked-out analyst somewhere reading this and trying to figure out how to take advantage of retail investors to secure themselves a bonus, lol.

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propanezizek t1_ja2bigh wrote

It's literally the same thing. It's just that for some reason in north America dividends have to be paid like a bond when a stock is supposed to have risk. On top of that they have to increase the dividends regularly. Not a big deal a Canadian cartel but for a company that get into trouble that means that instead of retaining earnings they have to borrow money with interest.

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HoLeeFookMe t1_ja26xbj wrote

My local Wendy’s still has their doors locked during the day when I tried to pick up an order on the mobile app I had to wait almost 20 min to go through the drive thru and I live in a city with about 140,000 people. This was within the past week. I almost cancelled the order and drove off bc I was on the way to work. How many countless others lose patience or don’t order bc they see the drive thru line is 8-12 cars deep?

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Odd_Perception_283 t1_ja26apz wrote

They'll find your dumb.. fucking.. ass.. eventually.

If everything is priced in what makes you think that tulip you call a brain stem isn't mapped out already and they know precisely how you'll die?

That would explain the mysterious insurance policy.. wouldn't it?

You can't outsmart math buddy. Money and math are like oxygen to nerds. And the types that could have you executed.. for freeeeee.

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VisualMod t1_ja263ad wrote

>It's probably because you're not worth their time or money to chase after. They would rather write off your debt and move on to someone who is a better target for collections.

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