Recent comments in /f/tifu
QUHistoryHarlot t1_jdyik6o wrote
Reply to comment by monkshood_bezoar in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Caffeine can also make ADHD people sleepy but that’s cause our brains are different. I am one of the (un?)lucky ones that caffeine doesn’t affect me at all.
YRUZ t1_jdyiftw wrote
Reply to comment by lemonpotato913 in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
i only drink caffeine in energy drinks and that's rarely for the caffeine itself but primarily because i like the taste. i don't think i ever consciously felt caffeine, although i did feel sick after having a 2l coke at the cinema once.
eejjkk t1_jdyhufz wrote
Reply to comment by gustofwindddance in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Long game.
Jimbobjoesmith t1_jdyhi1x wrote
Reply to comment by DovahFerret in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
oh they’re super rare. very tiny. watch out for those crickets on bikes tho…they tend to get a bit reckless.
CatPurrsonNo1 t1_jdyh7xk wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
I have messed around SO MUCH with caffeine (not in a dangerous way) that it’s funny how much it affects me one day and a few weeks later my tolerance is sky-high. If I am having a lot of trouble with UTIs, I will usually cut out caffeine for a while. Eventually I end up drinking it again, and I’m like a hyperactive squirrel. Lately, it takes pretty large doses for me to even notice an effect.
gustofwindddance t1_jdyh43u wrote
Reply to comment by Totally-NotAMurderer in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
The long con
Anxious-Custard6208 t1_jdygy4f wrote
Reply to comment by xDaBaDee in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Don’t need coke. Just need a little coffee
Blafeef t1_jdyfz4m wrote
Reply to TIFU by applying to the school of my dreams 15min after the deadline. by pirouette_galipette
Hi! I'm someone who's been trying to find good resources for animation education for a long time now, and it's been difficult to find programs like the one you're describing that aren't just extremely general courses with limited skill building. If you're comfortable, do you think you could share the name of the program? It would be nice to look into more specialized options for animation learning that isn't trapped on the internet. Regardless, good luck on your application!
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdyf0xh wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting too invested into my phone and forgetting to lock the bathroom door by PrimaryPeace78
Next time this happens immediately turn around and without even pulling up your pants run after your manager to show him that you are flaccid and therefore it is evidence that you were not in the middle of a jerk session. Then, to prove that you didn’t just finish and are now in your refractory period, get hard. Your manager will appreciate your honesty
Totally-NotAMurderer t1_jdye29j wrote
Reply to comment by suagtforutube in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
The best pranks are the long hauls
Notonmybingocard2022 t1_jdyd2ot wrote
Reply to comment by unepommeverte in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
ADD and will often have a cup of coffee before bed.
Radiant_Ad_5078 t1_jdyd1gg wrote
Reply to comment by DovahFerret in TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
I'm a bit worried how the insect is going to commute and get to work! Mostly, I'm worried the child may have stolen the bike and is heading down the wrong path 😢
unepommeverte t1_jdycy4p wrote
Reply to comment by mcanallys-pub in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Yup i just saw a post about a guy who started drinking energy drinks as a kid, trying to get the same hyperactivity as his friends. And now he's an adult with nerve problems from the vitamins and whatnot building up
suagtforutube t1_jdycdr4 wrote
You know what you should so, start flirting with him, date him and then marry him, have kids, grow old and then in your death bed, tell him you weren't really checking him out.
[deleted] t1_jdycdla wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
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theknightone t1_jdycdbc wrote
Reply to comment by unepommeverte in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Its because the caffeine reacts in our brains differently and helps engage pathways in our brain to achieve a semi-neurotypical feedback loop and focus. Its why most adhd meds are stimulants and you'll find unmedicated people have an unhealthy reliance on caffeine.
The science behind why we often seem "lazy" is really interesting.
Dry-Football2759 t1_jdyc9ql wrote
I definitely plugged in an HDMI cord and accidentally projected my personal email WHICH INCLUDED A JOB OFFER FROM DIFFERENT COMPANY THAT I WAS ACCEPTING. I was able to take it down before I think anyone noticed 😅
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdyc1tz wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
> very sexually active, like 10x a week
Holy shit, your a stallion and your wife mustn’t have walls of steel
theknightone t1_jdyc0bn wrote
Reply to comment by copper2copper in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Try being an inattentive adhd person and weaning yourself off caffeine. It is a true test of pain tolerance lol
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdybtr8 wrote
It will be hilarious when he goes to the pharmacy next and in addition to his prescriptions, he buys extra large condoms then asks if you want to go for coffee after your shift
DovahFerret t1_jdybqru wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaking my kid's Pampers. by zumwalazi
Tbf, I've never even heard of an insect bike and didn't realize insects could ride bikes, so it's understandable that it would surprise someone.
whystler t1_jdyba3w wrote
Hold your head high and walk back in there Thursday. So you sucked, oh fucking well, that host has got a stick in his ass if he’s upset with a regular who was just doing his best on an open mic night. Own it though, and be able to take a ribbing, cuz that’s the kinda mindset I’d expect from that type of crowd if I were to guess.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdyb3gc wrote
Why did you share your desktop instead of sharing the specific document alone?
hljoorbrandr t1_jdyaupo wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Caffeine is nothing to me due to one simple hack - adhd
RealThrowaway_29403 t1_jdyjhu4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to control myself by [deleted]
You shoulda just owned it. Then it might’ve ended up on her face instead of yours