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dogenroll t1_j9ubpme wrote

Her: *makes joke about her small boobs.

Him: well, they’re only slightly below average, haha.

Her: wdym? Omg!!!! That’s true, your exes had bigger boobs!!! Do you still like me?

Him: of course I like you. I can’t fit my head in between your boobs but that just means i’m closer to your heart. Being below average is good. I enjoy you :) plus, in the past i could get a boob job, but i dont want that, i just want to be close to your heart :)

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korbendaIIass t1_j9ubodf wrote

Lol. You’re single. It just hasn’t processed yet.

Every time he has sex with you he’s going to feel inadequate because of the “giant cocks” you for some insane reason told him about.

6 is a little above average too. At least for the US. That’s the funniest part. What the hell will you do if your next partner is legit small??

“don’t worry 4 inches is only small compared to all the gigantic horse cocks I’ve taken”. Jesus Christ 😂😂

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unsung_hero88 t1_j9uboci wrote

He’s insecure about his above average size and you proceed to talk about the gigantic dicks that you’ve had in past. This is beyond stupid. I hope this relation blows up.

Also 6” is above average. The average for men in most countries are around 5.5”.

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Gorio1961 t1_j9ubniy wrote

Don't worry about it, honey! Here's your solution. Tell him you read it here that with oral inflation, it is possible to increase both the length and girth of the said appendage. I guarantee he will forget any reference to size almost immediatly.

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savage-dragon t1_j9ublz2 wrote

What you're saying is uncalled for comment on the body out of the blue. Not the same here in this situation. The OP's boyfriend was begging for an answer. The same would be if a woman wanted a comment on her weight level by asking her best friend or boyfriend or a doctor, speaking in a manner that implies her needs for an honest answer.

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