Recent comments in /f/tifu
Maju92 t1_j9uc77f wrote
Reply to comment by razor10000 in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Yeah poor guy
Theman4ever t1_j9uc5jz wrote
Reply to comment by PrinceDietrich in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Worse cause you can lose weight at least
Ok_Pianist_6590 t1_j9uc4ls wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Huh? Why? As if you’re 100% secure and happy about your body. What if I complained about your loose roasty vag and told you how smooth and tight my exes were? Lol
TheAres1999 t1_j9uc13w wrote
Reply to comment by dogenroll in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Based on my research, with a sample size of one, that is twice the average size!
savage-dragon t1_j9uc0xk wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Now he has learned a valuable lesson in life. Don't ask questions to which you cannot handle the answers.
OwningBean t1_j9uc0n2 wrote
You belong to the streets
Theman4ever t1_j9ubxkh wrote
Bro deserves better than being body shamed. She's a below average gf at best
Ok_Pianist_6590 t1_j9ubwlm wrote
Oof she deleted it after just 25 min. Sad
Brentums t1_j9ubs9d wrote
Reply to comment by Successful_Ad_5340 in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
He’s seen the outlines? What the actual fuck?
dogenroll t1_j9ubpme wrote
Reply to comment by BusyBoredom in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Her: *makes joke about her small boobs.
Him: well, they’re only slightly below average, haha.
Her: wdym? Omg!!!! That’s true, your exes had bigger boobs!!! Do you still like me?
Him: of course I like you. I can’t fit my head in between your boobs but that just means i’m closer to your heart. Being below average is good. I enjoy you :) plus, in the past i could get a boob job, but i dont want that, i just want to be close to your heart :)
korbendaIIass t1_j9ubodf wrote
Lol. You’re single. It just hasn’t processed yet.
Every time he has sex with you he’s going to feel inadequate because of the “giant cocks” you for some insane reason told him about.
6 is a little above average too. At least for the US. That’s the funniest part. What the hell will you do if your next partner is legit small??
“don’t worry 4 inches is only small compared to all the gigantic horse cocks I’ve taken”. Jesus Christ 😂😂
unsung_hero88 t1_j9uboci wrote
He’s insecure about his above average size and you proceed to talk about the gigantic dicks that you’ve had in past. This is beyond stupid. I hope this relation blows up.
Also 6” is above average. The average for men in most countries are around 5.5”.
Cerbera_666 t1_j9ubo60 wrote
Reply to comment by Bloodclaymor in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
6" is above average pretty much everywhere in the world, she's clearly just a size queen.
Gorio1961 t1_j9ubniy wrote
Don't worry about it, honey! Here's your solution. Tell him you read it here that with oral inflation, it is possible to increase both the length and girth of the said appendage. I guarantee he will forget any reference to size almost immediatly.
jaytee158 t1_j9ubn80 wrote
Reply to comment by BusyBoredom in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
I don't think there's a lot of empathy going round with OP
savage-dragon t1_j9ublz2 wrote
Reply to comment by BusyBoredom in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
What you're saying is uncalled for comment on the body out of the blue. Not the same here in this situation. The OP's boyfriend was begging for an answer. The same would be if a woman wanted a comment on her weight level by asking her best friend or boyfriend or a doctor, speaking in a manner that implies her needs for an honest answer.
Brentums t1_j9ublx7 wrote
Yeeeaahhh he’s never recovering from that and your relationship is likely toast. Good job OP!
jaytee158 t1_j9ubjbt wrote
Yeah, you definitely fucked up. I'd be advising him to cut ties because there's some heartless shit going on here
mojitoess t1_j9ubg35 wrote
break up with him, he deserves better 💗
[deleted] OP t1_j9ubfc4 wrote
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beat-alls t1_j9ubf40 wrote
Reply to TIFU by cursing in a college class by Bigdaddycool985
New Homestuck character just dropped
EnderDremurr t1_j9ubdf7 wrote
Reply to comment by Bloodclaymor in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
most women actually like ~6" (or ~15cm) and that's also the average, too big might hurt i guess, anyways its not about size cuz woman like to be stimulated other ways, which doesn't require a giant bing chilling or doesn't require it at all
avast2006 t1_j9ubd9w wrote
Reply to comment by avast2006 in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Oh, and you didn’t do damage control by bringing up the previous three guys with monster cocks. You did more damage. Some people don’t know when to shut up.
[deleted] OP t1_j9ubd68 wrote
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N0-name-needed t1_j9uc8mz wrote
Reply to comment by TexasMeatCrayon in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Nah it’s a straight wrap with this relationship, the fuck up originally was still manegable but the double down is closed doors