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softbananapants t1_j9uans8 wrote

What? He’s normal or slightly above average. We like to say 6 is average but in reality about 5-5.5 is on a global scale. Hope this is a shit post, otherwise you’re a pretty highly unaware girlfriend… you’re idea of ‘damage control’ is more like adding extra burn

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chamsticks t1_j9uakbf wrote

Convos Like these happen all the time in relationships. Consider it a learning experience. Honesty is always important but some topics require a little more finesse. If he’s mature he’ll get over it. Guys say millions times dumber shit all the time.

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ImNotYourGuru t1_j9uaj78 wrote

What!? You killed that poor man and then piss on his grave.

I have been on his shoes before, at least on one shoe, I above average but I have been with women who their exes had “monsters” under their pants. At first I was kind of stressed for a while, but a lot of sex, good sex, were I could see that we both were enjoying it and having a lot of fun calmed my mind. Because, maybe I don’t have the biggest tool in the world but at least I know how to use it, right? Right?

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toby110218 t1_j9uaf0r wrote

Lmao. Holy shit. Hey OP, you better prepare to sever the ties on this relationship. Your man isn't recovering from that one. It's too late.

Imagine him calling you fat and then commenting on how fit his exes were compared to you. Like that, but it's permanent emotional damage.

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