Recent comments in /f/tifu
softbananapants t1_j9uans8 wrote
What? He’s normal or slightly above average. We like to say 6 is average but in reality about 5-5.5 is on a global scale. Hope this is a shit post, otherwise you’re a pretty highly unaware girlfriend… you’re idea of ‘damage control’ is more like adding extra burn
PrinceDietrich t1_j9uan6h wrote
6 inches is on the higher end of the average range ffs
tangcameo t1_j9uamdx wrote
Welcome to the male version of “does this make me look fat?”.
DrBDDS t1_j9ual37 wrote
Reply to comment by BusyBoredom in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Yeah, I'd NEVER be able to perform with her again. I'd be obsessing with thoughts of how she's laughing at my dick, etc.
botenbooty t1_j9uakv9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by cursing in a college class by Bigdaddycool985
I've never heard anyway swear for no reason. I.. I I don't know what..?
dogenroll t1_j9uakk0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Actually that’s above average…
chamsticks t1_j9uakbf wrote
Convos Like these happen all the time in relationships. Consider it a learning experience. Honesty is always important but some topics require a little more finesse. If he’s mature he’ll get over it. Guys say millions times dumber shit all the time.
[deleted] OP t1_j9uajpj wrote
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ImNotYourGuru t1_j9uaj78 wrote
What!? You killed that poor man and then piss on his grave.
I have been on his shoes before, at least on one shoe, I above average but I have been with women who their exes had “monsters” under their pants. At first I was kind of stressed for a while, but a lot of sex, good sex, were I could see that we both were enjoying it and having a lot of fun calmed my mind. Because, maybe I don’t have the biggest tool in the world but at least I know how to use it, right? Right?
lilyaches t1_j9uagfp wrote
yikes, just yikes. acting like a 15yr old in high school with those comments.
BusyBoredom t1_j9uagff wrote
Reply to comment by DrBDDS in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Yeah, it's easily a relationship-ending level insult.
Divinebum t1_j9uagcl wrote
I would hate to be in a relationship with you. Poor guy he deserves better.
TheFlameKid t1_j9uagbg wrote
Reply to comment by TheShark24 in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
It is actually very close to the average. Depending on the country and measurement method it shifts a bit. So you and OP her bf are fine. Don't worry
everyoneslookingatme t1_j9uaf1u wrote
Ms Deep Dish in here talking about 6” is below average
toby110218 t1_j9uaf0r wrote
Lmao. Holy shit. Hey OP, you better prepare to sever the ties on this relationship. Your man isn't recovering from that one. It's too late.
Imagine him calling you fat and then commenting on how fit his exes were compared to you. Like that, but it's permanent emotional damage.
jefftatro1 t1_j9uaelq wrote
Reply to comment by CreamPyre in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Right?! What a bitch. "Don't worry about it honey, I've been satisfied in the past"
Widowson1901 t1_j9uae4g wrote
Is it possible you have a gaping vagina?
dogenroll t1_j9uae2p wrote
Am I reading this right? 6 inches below average? Wtf lol. I think you’re using the total of 4 people you have been with to determine that.
DrBDDS t1_j9uaa5s wrote
Reply to comment by BusyBoredom in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
I'd equate it more with calling a woman flat chested. Even then, though, they can have surgery to enlarge them so... There literally is no comparison to telling a man he has a small dick.
Pleasant_Whereas_818 t1_j9ua8rw wrote
That’s SMALL?!?! Jesus
Skipp_To_My_Lou t1_j9ua803 wrote
Reply to comment by Sebslocker in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Ballplayerx97 t1_j9ua7w2 wrote
Wow shitty gf alert
UngaBunga360 t1_j9ua762 wrote
LMAOOOO this is not real ☠️
blueskies922 t1_j9ua4fj wrote
Does this dress make me look fat.....no My penis is small.......no
I mean come on girl.
avast2006 t1_j9uanu1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Average is 5.6 inches. You fucked up.