Recent comments in /f/tifu
samhasnuts t1_j9ua1we wrote
Definitely fucked up here. Remember why you left your exes, their "monster cocks" didn't save those relationships. Time to look inward on yourself and why this was a really bad move on your part!
CronkinOn t1_j9ua18y wrote
Reply to comment by Successful_Ad_5340 in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
If this thread goes well, showing it to him might be your best shot.
sparker1987 t1_j9u9xvb wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting Urban Dictionary blocked in some random school in the USA by _Bluestar_Bus_Soton_
How the hell is UD not already blocked in every school?
BusyBoredom t1_j9u9xn0 wrote
Reply to comment by DrBDDS in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Yep, it's honestly much worse than being called fat. I just needed an example she could empathize with.
ConcentratedSpoonf t1_j9u9x6a wrote
Dude you’re a pos lmao
fancy-kitten t1_j9u9wp0 wrote
You handled this pretty badly. He's going to spend a lot of time thinking about this. Good luck.
golifo t1_j9u9s3u wrote
Lmao
Adavis72 t1_j9u9rx3 wrote
You're fat, your boobs aren't as big and perky as my ex, and take a look at your cellulite and stretch marks. And if you ever bring it up, I'll double down.
KingCooyon t1_j9u9r8r wrote
I don’t think you are grasping the gravity of what occurred here. Also if you think 6” is below average, that says a lot about you and you need to leave your boyfriend and find someone with a donkey dick.
Successful_Ad_5340 t1_j9u9kno wrote
Reply to comment by CronkinOn in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
haha yeah- he said something along the same lines
DrBDDS t1_j9u9k9p wrote
Reply to comment by BusyBoredom in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
But you can do something about being fat. Us short wanged dudes? No hope.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j9u9jaa wrote
"Baby, yours isn't that small, I am just used to be fucked by these monster hogs, we good?" Worst damage control of all time.
Spanky4884 t1_j9u9gfz wrote
6inches is big if it’s 7inches round………how heartless
HighwayApothecary t1_j9u9fvj wrote
This is reddit, you don't have to censor the word dick
Spanky4884 t1_j9u9fah wrote
6inches is big if it’s 7inches round………how heartless
HockeyCookie t1_j9u9d3s wrote
Reply to comment by WalterJamis in TIFU By Ruining a Good Friendship by WalterJamis
Just a simple I miss you in a couple of weeks should go far
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CronkinOn t1_j9u9avz wrote
If you think 6" is "slightly below average," I'd say you better do what you can to repair this since you've been absurdly lucky so far.
outpiay t1_j9u98uf wrote
Nice shit post
BusyBoredom t1_j9u9811 wrote
Reply to comment by Successful_Ad_5340 in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
This is the male equivalent of being called fat.
Even if a woman bluntly asks you to comment on her weight, is it appropriate to call her fat? No it is not. Same with this, it's just too hurtful. It's "bring a grown man to tears" level of hurtful.
You need to shower this man in love and affection for the foreseeable future. Make him feel fucking beautiful, and don't say another word about your exes.
TheShark24 t1_j9u97tq wrote
Six inches is below average?
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EmmaMarval t1_j9ua36y wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
That's actually not below average in America.