A little, but I’m sure your response didn’t make him feel any better. In general with relationships it’s good to skirt more carefully around peoples insecurities. Hopefully you guys are good

Wait 6" is below average? Way to crush our dreams..

Ok this it's just a joke now lol

No, he was fishing for reassurance and instead you doubled down.

If ever there was an actual fuckup, this is it.

Absolutely not. Yeah I’m white and fairly huge but I completely disavow Andrew tate and his teachings. Guy looks like an ugly, dysgenic rodent and has definitely raped women before. That guy can rot in that Eastern European hell hole for all of eternity like Marquis De Sade for all I care.

I read that in that voice xD

Good lord woman, how dense can you be? Grow the fuck up. This is serious emotional damage and it’s only worse because your idea of damage control is to talk about your three exes monster cocks

The fuck is wrong with you? Enjoy your no sex life with him now.

he brought up their sizes... does that make it any less bad?

You must be a white gym rat who thinks being and alpha male top g means something

Ouch. Unforgettable. Emotional damage forsure.

I don't think this is 100% recoverable. This comment will stick with him for the rest of his life... good luck.

ok so he knows my exes and had seen their outlines... so he made that comment.... does that make it any less bad?

You called him small, then told him about your exes giant dicks?

You’re the giant dick lmao

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

I don't necessarily think the friendship is over. However, she clearly needs space. Honestly, you should also take it. It would be pretty bad for you mentally if you kept talking to your friend, considering your feelings about the situation are still fresh. I would try and focus on other things, go on some casual dates, hang out with friends, try some hobbies, etc. Maybe things will be repaired, maybe they won't.

Been in a similar situation and it sucks but as cliche as it sounds, give it time and it'll get better.

You don't have to be angry, even if your brain tells you otherwise. You deserve to be happy. I hope you find something that makes you happy, without dumping on others, and focus on that. Good luck to you, comrade

Yeah you messed up, especially with describing your exes with monsters.

Your best bet is let him do anything he wants and copious oral.

You can have a potty mouth but you cant make sexual remarks in class. That IS the line.

Damn, all that because you lied about your sex life

Im making a post on the internet. I don't conduct myself with this level of arrogance in real life. I don't think I would have made it past high school let alone college acting in that manner. Rip another one Shakespeare.

But he has 76 tinder matches, so that’s c00l.

Im pressing Y, and using tinder screenshots that I can send to you anytime anywhere as my proof. hows that for a LA Noire reference?

If the 140 hours have been rendered wasted by the deletion of the save file, they were already being wasted while he was playing the game.

Playing a game is not labor or an artistic endeavour. The only purpose of gaming is to enjoy the moment. The feeling of progress and gradual collection of badges is an illusion that exists to serve the momentary enjoyment.

Your BF lost nothing of value. By weaning him off this game, you did him a favor.

Im pressing X btw

“TIFU by reenacting a r/ihavesex post in a college class”