Recent comments in /f/tifu
Talon1968 t1_j9oneif wrote
Reply to comment by Mike2220 in TIFU by trying to ship sentimental belongings halfway around the world by jaytoatee
The roads are rough, usually only two lanes, if you are caught behind a semi on a hill, you will be delayed for quite some time. There are not many if any turn offs for slow vehicles in the mountains.
[deleted] OP t1_j9onakk wrote
No_Love_1353 t1_j9omqrj wrote
Reply to TIFU by hurting my soulmate by [deleted]
“Soulmate”
No_Love_1353 t1_j9okiro wrote
Reply to TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
Trim your damn nails, kid.
Arrasor t1_j9ojod5 wrote
Reply to TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
Well, good news is you're too young for court. Bad news is the moment you "head toward" and initiate the attack you're fully to blame for your actions. Depending on the school and how far that kid's guardian push it, you're looking at suspension to expel. Best you can do now is gathering every evidence you got of the bullying and let your mom know so she know the full picture and be prepared for the meeting. Don't let your mom go in there unprepared, she can't defend you without knowing what's going on and got ambushed with their version of events.
xXxWarspite t1_j9ogczh wrote
Reply to TIFU by hurting my soulmate by [deleted]
Sorry you feel this way bud. But this sounds to me like the beginning of you working on yourself. You treated her poorly and there’s a reason for that, it’s up to you to find out what it is and fix it. If you don’t you’ll just keep repeating this cycle over and over. It’s also extremely unfair of you to stake your happiness on her. Being the sole reason for someone else’s happiness isn’t as cute and romantic as people think. It puts a lot of unjust pressure on her and you owe it to her and any future relationships to at least be able to be happy on your own
Seaweed69420 t1_j9og36r wrote
Reply to comment by Daydream26 in TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
but still, i was at fault for scratching him.
Seaweed69420 t1_j9og1pi wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
i know, thats why i posted this bcs i know i fucked up today.
Seaweed69420 t1_j9ofz0l wrote
Reply to comment by EmptyPomegranete in TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
yeah i know. im also gonna try to get anger management classes if i can
EmptyPomegranete t1_j9ofsct wrote
Reply to TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
yeah this isn’t self defense. you assaulted him and could get into serious trouble. even if someone is being mean to you you can’t physically hurt them. you need to tell a teacher about the bullying or remove yourself from the area when they start so you can avoid having an outburst.
[deleted] OP t1_j9ofdzr wrote
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9ofdum wrote
Reply to TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
This was not self defense
Daydream26 t1_j9of5ac wrote
Reply to comment by ScudzMckenzie in TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
I was thinking this in my head, he tells the bully, hold on hold let me cut my fingernails real quick, I don't want to cut you. Spends 2 minutes cutting his fingernails neatly, while the bully is looking at him like wtf. Then BAM, punches him.
Daydream26 t1_j9oevb3 wrote
Reply to TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
You did the right thing by standing up to your bully. If you don't they just do more and more and more. It is the school system and their "It is everyone's faults, the kids, the parents, the laws, but oh no we are not at fault, the school is never at fault."
ScudzMckenzie t1_j9oemr7 wrote
Reply to TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
Next time, cut your nails and just punch him in the face.
claraalberta t1_j9oedgp wrote
Reply to comment by BirdyDevil in TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
When my cat Nara (like the city) was a kitten, I had a hard time trying to figure it out. He ended up being male.
I'm now having the same issue with our newest kitten Kazuha (named after the male Genshin character and the female LE SSERAFIM member). I used a gender-neutral(?) name on purpose.
[deleted] OP t1_j9oecd3 wrote
Agitated_Ask_2575 t1_j9oe89c wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by by getting PTSD from cockroaches by Time-Wrongdoer-4705
Get halfway down that Panhandle and you're in their home now...
Lee2026 t1_j9odqcb wrote
Reply to comment by fliguana in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
Were you able to maintain your ego with attempt at an insult lol
fliguana t1_j9odknq wrote
Reply to comment by Lee2026 in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
That is correct. His safety system is subject to recall for being defective.
Are you the guy who sleeps on the mattress with a factory label still attached? I've heard of you 🤣
You can remove it now.
Lee2026 t1_j9od9ls wrote
Reply to comment by fliguana in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
Read the second paragraph. You are advising the OP to tamper with a safety system….
fliguana t1_j9octy6 wrote
Reply to comment by Lee2026 in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
You asked, I answered. Now you are moving goalposts instead of helping OP.
Lee2026 t1_j9oc0b7 wrote
Reply to comment by fliguana in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
That’s for occupant safety. Cars nowadays have seat mat sensors to deactivate from passenger airbags to prevent injury for small passengers.
Any modern car will not allow you disable the safety system easily, especially just by pulling a fuse. Not to mention most will store permanent fault codes that need a scan tool to reset if you tamper with the system.
DemonicSphynx t1_j9obtlj wrote
Reply to comment by DemonicSphynx in TIFU by getting banned from a club and losing a friend due to my autism by LightningMetabolism
Stop pretending u don’t understand u literally have the single most boring life.
Doe966 t1_j9ongg9 wrote
Reply to TIFU being the getaway driver for a small robbery by emotionaldrainage
If she didn’t pay for it, it would be considered 2nd degree burglary. A misdemeanor in most states. I did 5 days in the county and 8 days of community service 30 years ago for something similar.