You sound like someone who is pretending to have autism to get likes online while is just one of the dumbest trends in the first place bc being autistic isn’t cool… but nonetheless continue to literally pretend to not understand the irony of the situation (even though it just wasn’t what u thought it was going to be)

I've had a car where the owner's manual contained instructions how to disable passenger side airbag. There was a key for that.

But that's beside the point.

OP wanted to reliably and reversibly deactivate SRS, I told him where to look.

He could also find and unplug the sensor/control unit (usually near firewall, inside cabin) or take out the inflators themselves, but that's more work and assumes mechanical savvy

Oh good that means they can both F off.

Do what you need to do to prepare yourself. Get in contact with friend and family in case you’ll need a place to stay or other people to be with you when you kick old boy out. Have everything packed and secured, and make sure he doesn’t get to spin the narrative to your social circle before you get to them first. Make sure the truth is known.

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Well Leo knows that we were in a relationship. I told him something like "hey I am Sams girlfriend, do you remember him from ... I want to surprise him so do you wanna get back in contact" and so on. Also we went for breakfast together. He knew we were dating.

Palmetto bugs. They come in, but they don't infest your house. And they fly. I've been told they're not really roaches.

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And you have a wack fetish on top of it

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This isn’t for a safety system….

Where in any car user manual has there ever been detail on how to disable a safety system?

Manufacture don’t want to open up that liability for themselves….

I’ve never seen a cockroach outside of a zoo and I hope I never do but this story was hilarious, sorry 😂😂

How lucky are you to be born into a family that will disown you if you drink a liquid that's freely available for purchase and consumption and not illegal or harmful in moderation?

Yo he started talking about penises. Then said he’s been married to a woman so he knows what a vagina looks like….

I really thought this was gonna be about either a transgender or a large clit….

Did not think this was gonna be about cats. This is why I keep reading.

🤣🤣🤣

Well I'm guessing it had to do with the quality of roads and the overall infrastructure between the two locations, as well as elevation change.

I moved in with my exes mom (we were dating then, and staying there cuz we’d just moved states and didn’t have a place yet) in the Deep South. But central. We could NOT. Keep. The. Roaches. Out. I developed a 6th sense for the damned things.

Two years later, I’m living with my new bf, still in the Deep South, and we haven’t seen any roaches for like a year. The cleanliness was wonderful. Until. Winter passed and so did spring, we were in the deep, humid trenches of summer. The AC was full blast above the bed, right above our heads. It was freezing inside. Sweltering and wet outside. I was in a deep sleep. Until… I awoke, immediately scanning the ceiling. A dark spot.

A fucking roach was on the ceiling. The damned this was huge. I hit the lights and it TURNED ITS HEAD TOWARDS ME. I ran for the fly swatter, and he hauled ass. The thing had KNEES. I got close enough and felt ok to raise my weapon.. and then he jumped. At me. And FLEW. I quickly dodged and screamed, my bf (now ex) was awake, and so was the dog. The roach landed, and I smacked him. It… it splattered, and I stg I felt it splatter on me. I took a boiling shower and scrubbed myself nearly raw.

I. Hate. Roaches. HATE.

We started paying for the bug man to come spray the house twice a month instead of once. Those southern wood roaches are no joke.

hate

Finish the job and even it out?

Now that Nala is no longer female, you could change his name to Naga. It’s similar enough, sounds “more male” (?) and is a Korra reference. Although Naga in the series is also female.

At the risk of putting out an unpopular opinion... Have you considered just going all in? Tan the bits that aren't covered properly then just let it fade, instead of trying to get it off which could very easily end with it looking far worse

As a 26 year old I keep getting told I have no rights to know this... But my god the show is still good even now.

Yeah okay a lot of it's dated (especially the s1/2 lesbian "jokes") but still easy watching with some very good quotes.

Don't feel bad. I had a cat for years named Daisy. Turns out after a vet visit, his name was David. I was 100% sure he was a girl cause he was pretty much always getting fucked by the smaller cat that belong to a neighbor. Turns out he was a power bottom. He was a 19lb black cat. With massive balls I somehow missed. So I did what any real red blooded American would do in this situation and bought him the shiniest pink rhinestone color I could and let him go do his thang.

He eventually left to go live with his boyfriend. It's been almost 20 years but I still miss my gay cat.

I'm so sorry to hear, my grandparents are not in the best of health to travel anymore and a 36 hour round-trip back to Singapore is daunting. I'm planning to see my mom by meeting her halfway, in Europe maybe, since she's never been outside of South-East Asia.

I keep trying to tell myself it's the little things they've left us, the intentions behind them mean more than the actual things they gave us, but that's not enough to push back against the waves of suck all the time.

Our boxes are still being tracked but God knows where they are

She is also a human being with her own heart, mind, soul, desires. You need to respect that. If she takes you back. Great. I'm happy for you. If not, you gotta respect her and move on