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[deleted] t1_j9n332q wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
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jaytoatee OP t1_j9n31cr wrote
Reply to comment by AletzRC21 in TIFU by trying to ship sentimental belongings halfway around the world by jaytoatee
Mexico has really been beautiful the last two months, and I really enjoy walking the length of some of the Calles simply because you're always kept on your toes. Always something tasty around the corner too, I've had everything from tamales, pozole, and an absolutely amazing caldo de pollo
That aside, we're taking a four hour drive up to Merida for a relative's wedding and we've been warned that our asses are not going to have a good time so I am looking forward to experiencing the highways haha
Cindexxx t1_j9n2xcs wrote
You're a good son, and a good person.
jaytoatee OP t1_j9n2p2s wrote
Reply to comment by DaviBraid in TIFU by trying to ship sentimental belongings halfway around the world by jaytoatee
I'm sorry to hear that, definitely feeling the pain. We were looking at getting a palette on a container but we got quoted much more, 14,000 SGD because nobody else was looking to move bulky items from Singapore to Mexico specifically before Christmas last year
jaytoatee OP t1_j9n26xv wrote
Reply to comment by Vires1257 in TIFU by trying to ship sentimental belongings halfway around the world by jaytoatee
I definitely get the odd look here in Mexico just for being a Singaporean-Chinese fellow, and my fiancee is pale as snow even though she lived between MX, UK, HK and SG
I've also spent my entire life in Singapore while she's spent the last eight so neither of us needed to drive since everything was never more than an hour away by public transport (we're both quite young but she has family here in Quintana Roo)
That said, getting a license is definitely a priority but we've only just started settling into the house and fixing things up, we didn't have a working gasline or stove until recently
collegiateofzed t1_j9n14w1 wrote
Reply to comment by T101yet in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
The inside of the fuse box cover almost always has a diagram.
If you pull the wrong fuse, you can always put it back.
If the airbag is disabled, there's oftentimes a warning light that comes on. Good well to tell if you pulled the correct one.
nstav13 OP t1_j9n0zgg wrote
Reply to comment by -holdmyhand in TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
Sounds like you should broaden your horizons /s
NoneyaBiznazz t1_j9n0yge wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
Is it a used vehicle? Can you assume it has been driven in the rain before now?
What is the make/model/year? Perhaps we can help you find how to disable it easily
jaymurray447 t1_j9n0y0g wrote
Reply to comment by jaymurray447 in Tifu by accidentally putting on fake tan by Abubakar_98727
Also gently scrub with a loofah. You’re pretty much gonna be stuck with it until that layer of skin comes off. A spray tan if it’s set is basically a “skin tint”
collegiateofzed t1_j9n0wh2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
Depends on the car. If it's a brand new car, maybe. Probably just pull the fuse. Less fiddly work. Quick and easy. Pop a cover, compare a diagram, yank and done.
Vs, get the scan tool out, find the connection port, connect the plug. Power it on, change the setting to the proper protocol, let it scan for connections, find the menu, find the component, disable it, then wonder why which one of the 5 or so reasons you can think of, did it not turn off.
And the functions of older cars CAN'T be disabled via scantool.
1998 dodge ram 1500. Plenty on the road. You'll never turn the functions off with a scantool unless you use it as a hammer.
Sometimes pulling a fuse gives you all the info you need.
-holdmyhand t1_j9n0rop wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
>Nala grew agitated so I couldn't be shown more
I would have the same reaction if someone flips me over to check my penis.
jaymurray447 t1_j9n0lzo wrote
So if it’s a spray tan, and it’s been 24hrs, you’ll have to sit it out. My best advice would be using dawn dish soap instead of regular soap to scrub that area down when you shower. It might help by a couple days, and if it isn’t that noticeable at the moment it should be gone in 3-5 days. I tried to do a spray tan and turned myself completely orange as a teen! It was gone within a week everywhere. Less noticeable after 2-3 days using dawn dish soap.
KnownSurprise8682 t1_j9n0id0 wrote
I am sorry that this happened to you. Especially that the items were sentimental items. I hope that they turn up or that you will be able to get some help finding them.
When my mum died in 2018, I met my sister & brother to clean out the house. We all had selected certain pieces of furniture from the house. The moving company that I used lost the top section (3' x 4') of a china cabinet and the base of an antique barrister bookcase. I kept calling and was told it was on a truck. After talking to the driver of the last truck that it was supposed to be on, they said that what I was looking for did not match what they had. Their items were originally to go to Tampa, then changed to my area, but the items were from three different shipments. When I last talked to the company, they said they were lost in transit. While I can use the bottom section of the china cabinet because it is a full piece on it's own. But I cannot use the bookcase because I don't have the base.
I found many stories about the moving company that I used and the problems that people had with them after I had my problem. I found out that the company I used and another company with a similar name were related to each other.
[deleted] t1_j9n00kl wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
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CHEEZOR t1_j9mzgw1 wrote
Reply to TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
As someone who has been cheated on and tried staying together afterwards, I would highly recommend leaving this relationship. However, if you guys choose to stay together, you will need to get counseling for both of you. Also, I would not recommend keeping this a secret from people in your life. I tried to and I think it was much healthier after we broke up and I started to talk about what happened. Good luck with whatever you decide to do!
theAusterityClinic t1_j9myzxe wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
So everyone knows cat penises look like those rubber finger grippers
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9myz8u wrote
This post is very descriptive
Puzzled_Zebra t1_j9mylrt wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
I knew someone who always wanted a cat named Lucy. Named a kitten that, then found out she was a he, so morphed the name to Luki. He grew up to be a chonker, and, though he didn't meow often, his meow sounded more like a kitten than a big ol boy cat. XD
BirdyDevil t1_j9mxwju wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
Yes, cats are very difficult to sex. Even more so when they're very young. And that's how I wound up with a female cat named Toby lol. She's never seemed to mind.
Most useful piece of knowledge I've gained around this particular topic is that if a cat is calico, they are ALWAYS female, or rarely, a sterile male. That colour pattern requires multiple X chromosomes so it's impossible to have a normally developed male cat with calico fur.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9mxvwb wrote
Reply to comment by 2manyteacups in TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
I assume that “and her cat was also named Nala” is an essential part of the sentence and not just extra unrelated information to the fact that you had to flip your best friend to see if they had a penis or vagina
flentaldoss t1_j9mu5fu wrote
Reply to comment by ahkiikwe in Tifu by having sex with my fwb by [deleted]
That's fair. Even if I would share stuff like that with someone like that for a laugh, it would still be in confidence. Other people don't need that info/ammo on me.
If you do get found out, I'm sure there's subreddits where you can get great pointers on how to revenge the fkers
2manyteacups t1_j9mu0ef wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
the exact same thing happened to my best friend and her cat was also named Nala
AntiUsagi t1_j9mt5xr wrote
Awwww seal the awesome offspring deal and give it to him. You get major bragging kudos after and maybe occasional head rubs of happiness.
futureruler t1_j9mrxog wrote
Reply to comment by raulshawn in TIFU by trying to clean my dryer and almost burning my house down by MeeKoH
Or even just UNPLUGGING it?
Vast_Reflection t1_j9n5ry3 wrote
Reply to comment by BirdyDevil in TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
Yeah, I did a paper in college about how calico cats and klinefelter’s in humans were similar