Recent comments in /f/tifu
nstav13 OP t1_j9mrfdt wrote
Reply to comment by dainty_dryad in TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
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My wife came up with both names. I like AtLA way more and happily went along with it.
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We have taken Nala to the vet a number of times. They always called him "her". This was our first time at a new vet because we recently moved.
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His tail will be fine. Not infected or anything. He goes outside and likely got in a fight with another cat. The vet said it looked like another cat scratches abscessed and popped. It looks bad but he had an anti bacterial shot and has some medicine to help with the pain and irritation.
dainty_dryad t1_j9mpz86 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
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Suki and Katara. Great names. Great characters. Love the ATLA references.
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Had you never taken Nala to the vet in the 7 years you had him? How did you now know!? Lol
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Will his tail be okay? I hope everything heals up okay! My baby girl had an infected tail wound back in autumn and it was pretty hard on her.
Therminite t1_j9mp9zm wrote
Reply to Tifu by having sex with my fwb by [deleted]
If I were in his position if you told him, I wouldn't be disgusted, I would be worried for you. I would feel so bad lol
ahkiikwe t1_j9mnipa wrote
Reply to comment by flentaldoss in Tifu by having sex with my fwb by [deleted]
We've been good friends for 6 years now. Fwb for 3 years. Tbh I might just take this one to the grave. While amusing I know he's gonna tell the other two goons we hangout with as a group and I'd rather they not know cause then everyone in the friend radius will know lol.
flentaldoss t1_j9ml0g3 wrote
Reply to comment by ga-co in Tifu by having sex with my fwb by [deleted]
If I was him, I would have a laugh. They should be old mature enough that they handle the "wonders" of the human body. Also maybe next time he can do a wee bit of a gyno check to be sure.
Just not with his actual wee.
ga-co t1_j9mk9f3 wrote
Reply to Tifu by having sex with my fwb by [deleted]
What is the benefit to telling the guy? You take that one to your grave.
Regolith_Prospektor t1_j9mij8s wrote
Reply to Tifu by having sex with my fwb by [deleted]
Glad you found it and seem to be doing well OP. Now it will live forever as a story about “that one time…”
LordoftheExiled t1_j9mhtl7 wrote
God damn. You're lucky you didn't get one hell of a shock. Actually I'm quite surprised that you didn't.
[deleted] t1_j9mhsdn wrote
Reply to comment by littlebigeric in Tifu by accidentally putting on fake tan by Abubakar_98727
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UnicornBelieber t1_j9mher1 wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Oujamaflip in TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
And your email associated with your accounts. If any of your accounts are linked to his email, he can do a password recovery and take over your account(s).
maxABC t1_j9mgng8 wrote
Reply to comment by Prinzka in TIFU by not knowing to pull my foreskin back to pee for 26 years by [deleted]
Why does me peeing in a straight line mean something is wrong with my dick
silverheart1517 t1_j9mfy0o wrote
If he’s a good dad, give him it, if he’s not, tell him it’s yours and it’s a misunderstanding
[deleted] t1_j9mebo1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
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Abubakar_98727 OP t1_j9meb8s wrote
Reply to comment by Zaknafeyn in Tifu by accidentally putting on fake tan by Abubakar_98727
Yeah it’s funny like dont get be wrong. I’m just raging still lol
Zaknafeyn t1_j9me4a0 wrote
Bro just own it, if you laugh about it first, people won't make fun as much.
You have a hell of a story here especially in the high school setting, I say you go for it
SereneWisdom t1_j9md3ot wrote
Reply to comment by Sdrake74 in TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
Never claimed to know more than them. I just don't see how in this one instance the boyfriend being gay trumps the boyfriend being a cheater as a reason to be tested.
Vires1257 t1_j9mco0z wrote
Reply to comment by Decent_Strain5626 in TIFU by trying to ship sentimental belongings halfway around the world by jaytoatee
You also didn’t have to worry about the possibilities of running into a cartel… Especially worse if they can be easily picked out as gringos
Thesoftgirl t1_j9mc5rr wrote
My dad and I got in a fist fight when I was 16 because he was being a drunk ass. He respected me a lot more after that. Probably won't work for everyone, but it worked for me and one of my younger brothers.
bgalvan02 t1_j9m9lmb wrote
Reply to TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
Sounds to me like he might be bi- but with a preference to male. Sorry OP but you need to talk it out as much as it might hurt you will need closure
Abubakar_98727 OP t1_j9m8uk5 wrote
Reply to comment by ladyorthetiger0 in Tifu by accidentally putting on fake tan by Abubakar_98727
Tried that there now my face is now very red and itchy and sore…
littlebigeric t1_j9m8r4v wrote
Reply to comment by Slash_Raptor92 in Tifu by accidentally putting on fake tan by Abubakar_98727
He’s 16 mate. It’s not a surprise he doesn’t know a Friends reference. Lol. We’re all showing our age!
Big_dad_big_dad t1_j9m7xli wrote
Reply to comment by pwrwisdomcourage in TIFU by breaking it off w guy I loved at beginning of pandemic due to stress & medication by mmmews
Concerta is brutal dude, glad to hear you're off it !!
ladyorthetiger0 t1_j9m6v77 wrote
Google says to mix a little lemon juice with the baby oil, let it soak into your skin for 5 minutes before wiping off with a wet cloth.
OkVolume1 t1_j9mrrl7 wrote
Reply to TIFU By Forgetting to Submit a Work Order by ghost_puncher
Not getting that new seat in came back to bite ya.