Recent comments in /f/tifu
rtosser t1_j9ib834 wrote
Tell your dad you'll go see his medicine man tomorrow and ask him to use one of his spells to heal you.
Whane17 t1_j9i9w47 wrote
Reply to comment by spookycocoapuff in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
I mean I haven't worked at a gas station in 15 years but that seems like a huge step backwards to go from snap together to needing parts. Kind of sounds like Apple and their proprietary parts that you absolutely can't get anywhere else and you have to have :P
Whane17 t1_j9i9n57 wrote
Reply to comment by Pistolwhipits in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
They do not. The nozzles have a break point specifically for this and provided there's no damage to anybody else insurance isn't going to care.
mbanson t1_j9i9l31 wrote
Reply to comment by tosser1579 in Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
Lmao no it's not but I guess I shouldn't expect you to understand nuance and healthy relationships based on your previous comments. Have a nice life :)
tosser1579 t1_j9i9hed wrote
Reply to comment by mbanson in Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
Your explanation is lying with extra steps so you can self rationalize.
Leviathan41911 t1_j9i9gpn wrote
Reply to comment by AllYouNeedIsATV in TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
On the contrary, I said it's not an excuse for cheating... pretty blantly. I also never stated bisexual people always cheat, never said that once. I was saying she needs not feel insecure in herself because he wanted something she didn't have and she has no reason to feel bad or guilty about that.
I'm not sure where you're getting the context that you are implying from other than it feels like you're trying to be defensive for the sake of being offended.
raulshawn t1_j9i9eld wrote
Did you not turn off the breaker before managing such a high voltage appliance?
Whane17 t1_j9i9248 wrote
Reply to comment by MakapoXJ in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
Even then average joe pump jockey isn't going to know what it costs.
-0-00-0- OP t1_j9i8uwz wrote
Reply to comment by MordunnDregath in TIFU by poorly hiding my sex toys in my religious family household by -0-00-0-
Thanks. It's ironic because a good chunk of my sister's depression stems from years of my dad's asshole treatment to her. I'm glad she's at a university far away and doing better there.
zwagonburner t1_j9i8afy wrote
Reply to comment by fliguana in TIFU by telling my mom the truth by Emergency_Bus_7989
And craps too!
glassholeshitfuck t1_j9i7z0q wrote
Reply to comment by Certain_Syllabubb in TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
Unfortunately he was unfaithful and that's real big, but it sounds like he has some things to figure out. May as well bring it up once you've had a moment, he's either gay or bi (unless he already told you) and he was unfaithful. he's probably not being honest about it with himself and now he's hurt you and damaged or destroyed yalls relationship as a result.
DcikHurtzer t1_j9i7mha wrote
Reply to TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
I recently went through a cheater situation similar to how you caught him. I simply handed her her phone and asked wtf is this. Seemed to work well. She came clean and I explained to her she had just ended our 20 year marriage.
phoenixstew t1_j9i7i64 wrote
Your BF may be feeling the same way but using over working to avoid feeling, it's what I was doing for 10 years.
[deleted] t1_j9i7gv2 wrote
Reply to comment by Birdbraned in TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
Okay? Great point I guess? How does that change that this bisexual man was having sex with men behind his partners back?
When did I say being bi or gay gave you a pass to cheat? All of you clowns getting so upset over the slightest things, it must get so tiring living your life.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9i76c1 wrote
Just tell your parents that you found these sex toys in several friends houses, and to save them, you took the sex toys away from them.
On an unrelated note, fuck your insensitive unempathetic dad for treating your depressed sister’s mental illness like it makes her less than human
[deleted] t1_j9i71fg wrote
Reply to comment by Friendlyfire2996 in TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
How does that change that this person was literally cheating on her lol what the fuck are you talking about? And when did I say that bisexual men are more likely to cheat than straight men?
Figure your shit out dude. This person obviously has issues and it seems like you do too if you're getting this defensive about it.
MordunnDregath t1_j9i6y6n wrote
>and how he thought he finally had one "normal" kid (he doesn't really like my sister because she has had depression for awhile now and doesn't understand her)
Dude, your dad is an asshole, you have my sympathies.
konamatt t1_j9i5p6j wrote
Reply to comment by konamatt in TIFU by telling my mom the truth by Emergency_Bus_7989
And also there is the whole their house their rules thing that should be very well respected.
konamatt t1_j9i5b38 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my mom the truth by Emergency_Bus_7989
Your true character reveals itself during challenging situations like this. The situation is not over, You should proceed with love in your heart and courage to be the man that you want to be. No one is perfect not even parents.
GreenIrish99 t1_j9i566c wrote
Reply to comment by Foxsammich in TIFU by telling my bitch girlfriend to shut up and do as I told her to... by PssyEater3000
Thanks!
a_non_y_mous_user t1_j9i4pto wrote
Reply to comment by SweetCosmicPope in TIFU by sleeping in my car instead of going to school. by Resident_Advance_116
You found a good purpose :) thank you for taking the time to respond
to7m t1_j9i4d0s wrote
Reply to comment by Bee-Banana in Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
This style of apology would seem to be actively breaking a boundary he's trying to set. If the apology is actively making the recipient feel bad, then stop!
BLarson31 t1_j9i48af wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF in TIFU by not knowing to pull my foreskin back to pee for 26 years by [deleted]
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furburgerstien t1_j9i473c wrote
It always amazes me how long a dude can just go on in life without doing a bit of testing down there. Now i get why people were like... ya just cut it off im tired of explaining how to use it to grown men...glad you figured it out though.
SomethinAboutCreamer t1_j9ibdyf wrote
Reply to TIFU by poorly hiding my sex toys in my religious family household by -0-00-0-
I never understood why most Christians never take mental health seriously. It's really sad, I'm so glad I got to live with my atheist mother instead of religious father.