Recent comments in /f/tifu
Gerbinz t1_j9fvz1g wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
Good job owning up to your mistake. Shit happens and you made it right.
Othercolonel t1_j9fu8w8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
Replacing a break-away hose take a few seconds, and I would assume gas station employees are trained in how to do it. I'm guessing you were a clearly stoned person so they saw an opportunity to make $80.
Horror_Cupcake5671 t1_j9ft8ny wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
Comments act like there aren’t people that have done this completely sober. OP probably shouldn’t have been driving but this isn’t something that happened only because of THC. As stated, this happens at gas stations all the time.
GIawen t1_j9fsyy6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Not a FU, I got mistaken for a 14-16 year old a few times while visiting Italy.. I was a 28 year old metalworker at the time lol
I took it as a compliment haha
Empire2k5 t1_j9fswbb wrote
Reply to comment by waluigisdaddy in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
As a fellow Minnesotan, I've never left my car unattended while filling up. -30f or not.
AletzRC21 t1_j9fn24m wrote
Reply to comment by toomany2hats in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
So it's become so common that the manufacturers have to dumbass-proof them? Awesome 🤣
kkwers t1_j9fm8fl wrote
maybe you can delete your own save and start from beginning with him
SoftDev90 t1_j9fkoau wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
My wife was the general manager of a gas station for 11 years. Not once, did they ever require payment for when this happened. You got fucking robbed my dude. It's a quick disconnect system meant for this exact reason and doesn't require payment to fix . . . .
NYX_T_RYX t1_j9fjoyh wrote
Reply to comment by Satans-Kawk in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
It's not? For a casual user, it should clear in 14 days. For a heavy user that can be up to three months that it's detectable in blood.
There's a reason there's a legal limit.
yll0m0t t1_j9fjnee wrote
You're definitely not the asshole.
Your BF is the asshole here for flying off the handle over a game. You handled it the right way and told him the truth.
If this happened to me, I wouldn't be annoyed with my partner because shit like this happens.
AlbusAlfred t1_j9fixy7 wrote
Reply to comment by NYX_T_RYX in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
This, 100%. If being high hadn't been relevant to the FU, then you wouldn't have included it in the story. It's good that you owned your mistake, but by doing the right thing and staying in your car, you would've avoided it altogether.
Eas_Mackenzie t1_j9fixth wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
At my station we charge people $550 for driving away with the nozzle. I think you got lucky
beknifetoeachother t1_j9fhd4r wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
You making the rest of us stoners look bad.
blahbleh112233 t1_j9fftdi wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting blackout drunk and projectile vomiting in my friends parents movie room by [deleted]
...and no lessons were learned that day and OP continued his life as a shitheel
SkyrimIsForTheNerds t1_j9fcz9d wrote
Reply to comment by Bee-Banana in Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
Good gravy, listen to your damn boyfriend instead of thinking you know better what he wants than he does. You bringing it up constantly is just reopening the wound for him and of course he’s getting mad again. Give him time to mourn the time he’s wasted on the game before he realizes the time he’s really wasted has been in this relationship.
Termsandconditionsch t1_j9f9cjd wrote
Reply to comment by Atiggerx33 in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine
As someone who currently has Bali belly, this sounds accurate.
Kwasan t1_j9f7q8t wrote
Reply to comment by LettuceEven5999 in TIFU by getting blackout drunk and projectile vomiting in my friends parents movie room by [deleted]
That makes it even more fucked up.
Headofpep t1_j9f6e49 wrote
Reply to comment by declandd34 in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
I live in Western Canada and pump gas regularly at -30 - -40 degrees Celsius and I’ve actually never once in my life sat in my car when fuelling up or seen anyone do that in my life! You just curse the sky, pace a bit and try to leave your body for the 5 mins it takes.
Termsandconditionsch t1_j9f5oha wrote
Reply to comment by WalkingThyroid99 in tifu and lost $4500 by Old-Werewolf-2146
This sounds like Australia. We don’t do fancy banking systems over here.
CrossXFir3 t1_j9f5gtq wrote
Reply to comment by Bee-Banana in Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
Then drop it. Sometimes bringing it up, even if you really are sorry isn't the correct way to handle the situation. He may simply not want to think about it.
ptoadstools t1_j9f5d5k wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
It's best to stay near the pump when dispensing gas or diesel instead of getting back into the car. It doesn't matter if you take a minute to clean the windshield, just stay out there and pay attention to what's going on with the pump. This is also a good time to walk around the car and look at the tires to spot any obvious problems. You will still be able to hear the click as the pumping stops, and that's your cue to remove the nozzle and return it to its dock on the pump. Close the gas filler on the car, then grab your receipt. If you must go in to the store to pay, lock the car first with your fob. Routines like this may sound a little OCD, but what you are doing is training your brain to run a program that covers all the bases so that you don't have to think anything through every time. Getting back into the car while the pump runs opens you up to a break in the routine where you fiddle with the radio or look at your phone, making errors more likely as your brain is not concentrating on the job at hand.
RRoyale57 t1_j9f5108 wrote
30 year olds arguing about pokemon. 12 year old me is disappoint.
Vulcano_Joe t1_j9f4f07 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting blackout drunk and projectile vomiting in my friends parents movie room by [deleted]
I hope I don't sound like an old man now (because I'm not). But if I have learned anything from my life until now it is: own up to your mistakes.
You might get away with lying but this just lowers the threshold of your next "mistake" until the bar is so low, you go to far and fuck everything up. Tell your friends parents you are sorry, offer to pay for cleaning, and accept any punishment from your own parents.
Elvish_Costello t1_j9f42db wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
You got ripped off 😆 I did the same with nothing in my system so don't feel bad. I went in and told them and they just said, ok we'll get it fixed. Didn't charge me anything.
justenskinner t1_j9fw5sl wrote
Reply to Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
Your 31 year old boyfriend is acting worse than a 13 year old kid. Just saying.