Recent comments in /f/tifu
Foxrex t1_j9f3pmn wrote
Reply to comment by tomsaiyuk in Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
NT or just judgemental?
What is it like to be perfect?
UsagiJak t1_j9f3ln3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
How lazy do you have to be to get back into the car whilst the gas is pumping lol.
redbucket75 t1_j9f3gyl wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting blackout drunk and projectile vomiting in my friends parents movie room by [deleted]
Technically?
LettuceEven5999 t1_j9f30oj wrote
Reply to comment by Drunkenvelociraptor8 in TIFU by getting blackout drunk and projectile vomiting in my friends parents movie room by [deleted]
Facts but their son also did some fucked up stuff
thedrakanmaster124 t1_j9f2tmt wrote
Reply to comment by Bee-Banana in Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
I have autism and I think you're coming up with an excuse.
GenderBender726 t1_j9f1h7g wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally coming out to my homophobic parents instead of my accepting best friend by beaver659
Was this a prompt for a creative writing class?
Drunkenvelociraptor8 t1_j9f11us wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting blackout drunk and projectile vomiting in my friends parents movie room by [deleted]
You know whats fucked up??
That is
DarthVero t1_j9f0683 wrote
Reply to comment by OrphanSkate3124 in Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
Facts.
legendoftheloopring t1_j9ezpvg wrote
Reply to comment by Old-Werewolf-2146 in tifu and lost $4500 by Old-Werewolf-2146
You should be fine, BSB needs to be valid.
Whane17 t1_j9eysuj wrote
Reply to TIFU by forcing my (18 M) BF (19 M) to take me out , even tho he’s in the closet by [deleted]
Ohhhh I am so heartbroken for you! :(
Whane17 t1_j9ey2fm wrote
As a heavy gamer for the last 20years with a thousand of games on my Steam account alone I can honestly say if your relationship comes crashing down over a single save file it wasn't going to make it anyway.
Over the years my girls done me dirty a few times by accident and that's the thing to remember. An accident can't undo the love you had unless it wasn't real in the first place.
LesPaltaX t1_j9exes2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
It had been hours but your head was still fuzzu. It's not anout how long has been, but about how you feel.
Still, not trying to be the morals police here lol, it's a funny story.
Whane17 t1_j9ex85d wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
That's actually interesting, I'd look into this as you may have been taken for 80$. I worked at a gas station (ran it as manager) for over a year, the nozzles have a break point on them and just snap back on pretty simply because of how often it happens. I can't say for sure because I don't know where you are or how things are there, but I can say here we just used to snap em back on and continue with the day.
Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j9evrr9 wrote
Reply to comment by Falconflyer75 in TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
I always think about it. I need help
Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j9evp8e wrote
Reply to comment by Temene in TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
Nothing can stop me from masturbating,I even watched that same video
ManuGamer_PokeMonGo t1_j9evjub wrote
Why is that shit recommended to me but gets deleted before I can read it>:(
rockstarpirate47 t1_j9ev74r wrote
You did him a favor . that shit is for children
AdFamiliar6862 OP t1_j9euu0m wrote
Reply to comment by EmpressLevalion in TIFU by going to therapy with my mum by AdFamiliar6862
Thanks mate you too, just keep tabs on my account if you wanna make sure I’m still alive :/ but yeah thanks for all your help ❤️
BillyMagnum03 t1_j9eu1ez wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
This has to be one of my biggest fears...dunno why haha but I guess more or less don't wanna be one of those videos online with the nozel hanging out while I'm going down the road.
glutenfreecracker t1_j9etbjg wrote
Reply to comment by redecided in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
thought it was a common metaphor. people in America were calling chicks birds back in the 1950s or so.
Unlucky_Confusion933 t1_j9esdxf wrote
Reply to comment by niveusmacresco in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
I did this when I was a teenager and they didn't charge me anything either.
FormerCockroach1 t1_j9es9ty wrote
Reply to TIFU by forcing my (18 M) BF (19 M) to take me out , even tho he’s in the closet by [deleted]
Awww hun.
It was a matter of time if he's still closeted. I was accidently outed by my femme BF when I was much younger than you two are, and yes admittedly some chaos followed, but it's what I expected from my family - and it went over much better than I had ever pictured.
I think you should take him at face value when he says it isn't your fault and he'll handle the aftermath. All you can do now is support him through said aftermath. Remember, it was flirting with the inevitable anyways.
Support him through whatever happens. That's more than likely all he could ask for.
Satans-Kawk t1_j9eruki wrote
Reply to comment by NYX_T_RYX in TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
A couple dabs definitely doesn't last a couple hours. And it's in your system for 30 days so by that logic people who smoke can never ever drive safely. So when's the cut off? 30 days, 60 days, 90 days? There is NO test that can truly verify whether someone who smoked weed is High RIGHT now like there is with a breathalyzer.
TAtwentytwenty t1_j9er86p wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank by eternalrefuge86
I saw someone do this when I was 12 and the whole gas pump shattered. It was so loud. I've always been so super careful when filling up my car and always think of that time.
Foxrex t1_j9f3u11 wrote
Reply to Tifu by deleting my boyfriends pokemon scarlet saves by Bee-Banana
Do you want to make this right?
You better play his game in his account for like 150-200+ hours.