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[deleted] OP t1_j9b3ekx wrote
Reply to comment by Reddit-username_here in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
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Weak-Physics124 t1_j9b3e1k wrote
Reply to TIFU by going to therapy with my mum by AdFamiliar6862
17 year old going to therapy đź’€
Fontec t1_j9b3dna wrote
“I’m horny and don’t feel comfortable sexting you and am going to a professional, how do you feel about that?”
and then y’all interact with each others boundaries
WhiteLottus t1_j9b3c2d wrote
Reply to TIFU by skimming the menu by PM-me-fancy-beer
I ordered a burger from five guys two days ago and apparently I ticked a box that would put my burger on a plate so I had to eat an empty cheese burger with my hands without the bread. I'm sorry for your loss.
Reddit-username_here t1_j9b33es wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
Stop trying to downplay it by calling it chatting. You cheated on her. There's a big difference between watching some random porn and actually communicating with another person for sexual gratification.
yeet_company t1_j9b2lw3 wrote
Sound like you're just a peice of shit in general. Not just tight now .
[deleted] OP t1_j9b28vs wrote
Reply to comment by Reddit-username_here in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
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Individual-Engine-32 t1_j9b23xl wrote
Reply to comment by ClamPaste in TIFU by not understanding what colour mauve is by ypash
The Mauve Avenger
Reddit-username_here t1_j9b21wt wrote
Yep, cheating usually will fuck up relationships. Good for her for finding out before you wasted more of her life and actually getting out.
Sounds to me like you need some therapy if you can't control yourself.
_Kokiru_ t1_j9b1x8u wrote
Reply to comment by ChainmailleAddict in TIFU by fighting two guys over a car that isn't even mine. by Derpguycool
Or it would tick off the bear, especially since there are two of them to worry about. These guys were already angry and unreasonable, no criminal is going to rob a car for their life, and these folks don’t seem high, you and I both know he wouldn’t have been beaten up if he had drawn a weapon. I put those words in your mouth, because that’s what your actions in regards to the situation state. Weapons only escalate an already escalated situation. Ie a shoot out. In such a case you run away if given the chance.
(You do also know that shooting someone doesn’t kill them right? That’s why you train with your gun, so you know when to take a life, and when to protect one even if they don’t see it as that.)
ChainmailleAddict t1_j9b1f5e wrote
Reply to comment by _Kokiru_ in TIFU by fighting two guys over a car that isn't even mine. by Derpguycool
" if you aren’t willing to kill when necessary, than you don’t value your life at all, nor the lives of others. "
Don't put words in my mouth. I'm saying that a gun needlessly escalates a situation. What happens if they charge you thinking they're going to die? It was a freaking parking lot with people in it, it's not like it was a back alley where he'd never have been discovered. Even if you DO shoot them, congrats, they didn't have to die and they'd have never been thinking life or death without that gun there in the first place.
My argument is simply that having something like pepper spray will create better outcomes in this particular situation than a gun.
[deleted] OP t1_j9b12q0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
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Unsure_if_Relevant t1_j9b0xmy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
Good luck to you both, hope you find happiness in the future, together or apart
[deleted] OP t1_j9b0oud wrote
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_Kokiru_ t1_j9b0imv wrote
Reply to comment by ChainmailleAddict in TIFU by fighting two guys over a car that isn't even mine. by Derpguycool
A gun is non-lethal. You aim it and tell them verbally to get away, or on the ground, etc etc. if you aren’t willing to kill when necessary, than you don’t value your life at all, nor the lives of others. This man would be dead in any other situation, but with a gun? At least you can shoot towards em and run, it’s a deterrent, and a weapon, not just a deterrent.
(Also “maybe in on cocaine” you don’t know if any of these guys were past military members, officers, etc etc, who have trained to be able to still preform with your “deterrent”. Don’t place your life in the enemies hands, take it and guard it yourself in situations like these.)
[deleted] OP t1_j9b07op wrote
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[deleted] OP t1_j9azrxl wrote
Reply to comment by Unsure_if_Relevant in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
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Unsure_if_Relevant t1_j9azhpw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
Noooo, my point is in the future share that part of yourself with your partner.
And I totally get the feeling like you will be alone forever, but hopefully time will pass and you will have more chances. It will be up to you to take one of those chances
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9azfrp wrote
Reply to TIFU by ingesting mold for a year by Krystalinhell
Just pretend the mold was cheese....that’s safe to eat
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9az9d9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not understanding what colour mauve is by ypash
In your opinion, between you and your housemate, which one of you got the worst end of sharing a toothbrush?
[deleted] OP t1_j9az76r wrote
Reply to comment by Unsure_if_Relevant in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9az0ig wrote
Reply to TIFU by skimming the menu by PM-me-fancy-beer
Lol, I thought this was gonna be about you going to a high end restaurant, not paying attention to the price, ordering more expensive food than you could pay for, being stopped by security before you could dine and dash, and waking up in a bathtub full of ice cubes and missing a kidney
Unsure_if_Relevant t1_j9ayx5f wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
If she accepted you as no one had, I am certain she would have welcomed the dirty texts.
No more excuses, own your mistake and actually learn from it this time
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Reply to comment by Mau36 in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
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Reply to comment by Fontec in TIFU by sexy chatting with a prostitute and ruining my relationship. by [deleted]
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