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Shitty that it led to this fuck up then.
But you were in a relationship together. So while I get the embarrasment, sending dirty messages to your partner or talking about that isn't weird. Communication does help.

I think this happens because of words sounding similar: charteuse (yellow green) sounds like puce (dusty pinky red) which looks a lot like mauve (dusty purply pink). Then the brain decides that all three are green, because the first word in the chain of words & meanings dominates.

> don’t be an idiot like me

Presumably you mean “don’t chat with prostitutes,” not “don’t forget to clear your chat history after you chatted with prostitutes”

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Eh yes. Cheating by texting another time after already been caught is a fuck up and I would probably break up after the first cheating, but certainly now.

I do wonder why asking your gf to send this kind of messages wasn't an option? You can send horny messages without cheating.

And all the pornhub stories have happy endings, no one is miserable or burning in hell

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Good advice

To be honest, if you’d pulled out a weapon you’d probably be much worse off than a broken finger.

Very little good ever comes from escalating a situation, who knows what sort of weapons the other guys could’ve pulled out.

Pepper spray doesn't do anything? Really? Maybe if they're on cocaine! I promise unarmed car thieves don't have the fight in them. You don't take out a gun unless you're willing to use it, and so many things could go wrong once you show you're willing to kill them. The best case scenario for everyone is that they stop breaking into the car and go to jail. Non-lethal is the way to go.

okay webmd

In the future just go with rgb values or hex.

Thanks man, will definitely be using this if talking it out with my therapist doesn’t work, you’re a real one! ❤️

If talking it out doesn't help: https://www.psychotherapy.org.uk/ukcp-members/complaints/how-to-make-a-complaint/

The good news is that the coffee machine heats up the water to pretty high temperatures and kills most if not all the mold.

It's definitely not the equivalent of drinking that moldy water.

Have you never seen that Hey Arnold episode?

Pepper spray doesn’t do anything, a gun gets people off of you, of course you don’t fire unless it escalates and your life is at risk. It’s merely there as a deterrent. Imagine the situation at any other time, and perhaps a different location. He could have been dead man.

Not trying to break your balls. Ita easy for me to sit back and say what I would've done. But, I live in a pretty rough city where crime is rampant, so my response prob deviates from the norm.

Well an itty bitty knife ain’t going to get you an upper hand, especially since most people have a knife on them (especially if you’re the “bad guy”. And in a 2v1 situation whee you’re out bulked, out numbered, and out tooled is never where you want to be. If he had done this at night, or in any other location, he very well may be dead if no one was around to help.

Right. Easy to armchair quarterback the day after.

This guys profile is other stories exactly like this. What a cursed existence this individual leads.

Ehhhh, I always carry a knife, but sounds like one would not have simplified this situation, considering how it ended.

How about the two pieces of shit that were stealing from the car mind their own business and not steal shit.

I understand that.