She obviously didn’t realize she was ordering from a pizza shop. Hence, the FU.

Jesus christ on a rocket powered motorcycle... fire that therapist and gtfo of your mums house as soon as you can.

You deserve better.

Getting some space away from an enabler like your pos birthgiver will do you the world of good. If anyone tries to guilt you back, tell them where they can shove it.

If you have another session with that therapist if they start with anything other than apologising for putting you through that then walk out and don't look back.

So what color is Mauve?

Idk what you two have been through, but in this specific situation, replying like that on the first occurrence and after op said it was an accident and he is sorry is just ridiculous.

If this was on purpose or a recurring thing this would be a different story.

Probably throat cancer

Why do white people never mind their business?

Reddit is filled with creeps who want company in their lonelyness. You're young enough to not join them. If you're this mortified about giving her the sticker, you must know how it looks and seems to her. This can either become an embarrassing story you end up telling on a date or something that you let define you and make you bitter towards women.

I say that as an atheist who thinks sex work is work and deserves the same status and Rights as any other I'm not a religious prude or morally against sex. The hentai stuff is creepy though, a guy in my class had a magazine with a very young looking woman and a tentacle monster, 20 years on if I say "I saw creepy (guys name) in the garage" to a school friend, they know exactly who I mean, even if they were a different year. What was funny to him, and only him as a teenager means adult women still recoil and shudder now.

Can I get someone to translate this into English?

You know what, SURE!

it sounds like your mom set you up with a shitty therapist that is cooperating with her tbh

Well you can fuck right off coz ur the definition of a ratio

I feel like the stories on it are more realistic.

HAHAH

Soooooooo, both these things have happened to me, my girl suffers from motion sickness and long drives are rough. I saw it coming before she did and handed her a bag she proceeded to look at me and then her eyes went saucer plate big and it went EVERYWHERE. She projectile vomits past my face against the driver side window, fills the little cup where the door handle is, splashes across my lap and fills the center console cup holder then opens her door and proceeds to continue filling things that hold liquid on her side of the car. It was a very bad no good rotten day. She did pay to have my car detailed though and I did care far more about how she was feeling then about my car.

I have an oral fixation, I'm a large guy down there and my girl is not a large girl. She can't take it but knows I love getting it (big surprise right?). She often pushes herself but can't get more then half of it in her mouth I dream of the day she gets it all the way down there but logically I know it will never happen. She often gags herself and has on more then one occasion vomited into her mouth while trying to force herself (which ends things, she tends to want to keep trying but I care more for her comfort then she does).

The important thing to take away is that you have a keeper. He cares more about you then anything else and none of the rest matters. I'm happy to know you got yours :) <3 for you guys!

If it’s property, just let it go. You never know when someone is carrying a gun and how crazy they are.

Honestly the situation would've been way easier to resolve with some pepper spray imo.

That's also what people say when they are creeped out but don't want stuff to escalate. Not saying OP is definitely some weeb incel but having a little sister who has been in the girls situation when we were teenagers, the whole post creeps me out and puts my hackles up.

Screw that! Enjoy yourself every moment you can, not every moment in life is joyful and you should be greedy when you can. Fact is life can be a PITA and nobody around you who matters is EVER going to take anything but joy from your joy. If somebody doesn't like it they shouldn't be there.

Live, love, laugh, you'll live longer and be a heck of a lot happier then us old grumps. My SO identifies as a "little" she is the brightest point in my life and making her so happy she squees is my biggest joy in that life. Don't ever let anybody take your squees.

If it comes down to it you can always show your boss the texts between you and your crush (assuming they don't get explicit) to prove it wasn't meant for them.

Sounds like your a young man making the decisions young men tend to and thinking with the wrong parts of your anatomy instead of your brain.

Nothing I'm going to say that others already haven't. Make sure the mistakes you make now don't come back and haunt you as an old man.

Not such a fungi anymore.

Ah good stuff

This reads like fanfiction for the origin of the outbreak from "The last of us"🤣

This is exactly why I stick with just "purple" or "green"

That makes sense