Recent comments in /f/tifu
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j9a5sif wrote
Reply to comment by RebulahConundrum in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
She apologized to her friend. I am not apologizing because her friend doesn’t know that I know that she knows but if she finds out of course I’m apologizing
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j9a5ofm wrote
Reply to comment by EvaMae234 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
I’m not a strong writer I did not plan on that
Whane17 t1_j9a5h2d wrote
Reply to comment by kwilks67 in TIFU by not understanding what colour mauve is by ypash
I know mauve, I did not know chartreuse thank you.
Drop-acid-not-bombs t1_j9a5acg wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting banned from a club and losing a friend due to my autism by LightningMetabolism
This is rage bait, and not even good rage bait.
Whane17 t1_j9a3yk5 wrote
As dumb as you feel you did the right thing. Sometimes the right thing sucks but the hope is sometime somebody does the right thing for you.
andrewta t1_j9a3ul8 wrote
Reply to comment by PM-me-fancy-beer in TIFU by skimming the menu by PM-me-fancy-beer
I’m not sure where you’re from. But in the United States in Minnesota really the only thing you’re getting from a pizza shop is a pizza. Well that and sometimes chicken wings, but honestly don’t bother with the chicken wings.I’ve been all over the central part of the US and it’s the same wherever I go. Again it might be different in your country.
Reelplayer t1_j9a3mj8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by ingesting mold for a year by Krystalinhell
I don't use a Keurig because the pods are expensive for what you get, but you don't need to throw out your machine. A 50/50 vinegar water mix to let soak for an hour, then run it through to the cup, will kill anything of concern.
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Reply to comment by Confidenceisbetter in TIFU by ingesting mold for a year by Krystalinhell
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goodknightffs t1_j9a2uxc wrote
Reply to comment by Derpguycool in TIFU by fighting two guys over a car that isn't even mine. by Derpguycool
Don't put the ice directly on the finger and you should probably go see a pcp
PM-me-fancy-beer OP t1_j9a13kp wrote
Reply to comment by andrewta in TIFU by skimming the menu by PM-me-fancy-beer
Halal snack pack - chips with kebab meat, cheese, garlic sauce and maybe BBQ and chill sauces. Think layered like poutine. It's delicious and ubiquitous. You can get them from kebab shops, but also usually fish and chip shops and pizza places.
I had no reason to suspect that my snack pack would be flat pack :(
Deprogram_bot t1_j9a09iu wrote
Asshole
andrewta t1_j99yy1w wrote
Reply to TIFU by skimming the menu by PM-me-fancy-beer
Can someone explain what is a h s pizza is?
Also never heard of extra salt on a pizza..
And if your order from a pizza shop why would you expect to get anything other then a pizza?
Strange_Writer_3963 t1_j99yqzw wrote
Reply to comment by Totkebaaj in TIFU By Saying Something I Should've Just Kept To Myself. by ThrowMeAway_97
Newp. Just a stranger with transparently reasonable advice!
pebblesky OP t1_j99y7kk wrote
Reply to comment by Nathan-Stubblefield in TIFU By sleeping less than 3 hours everyday for a month and causing it to all catch up to me at once by pebblesky
I find that as long as I'm drinking something rather constantly, I can keep going. Rather it be an energy drink, soda, coffee, or even just normal water. As long as I'm actively drinking something
Confidenceisbetter t1_j99xad4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by ingesting mold for a year by Krystalinhell
I would go to the doctor to get checked out and have a blood test done just to be safe.
Krystalinhell OP t1_j99x4hc wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by ingesting mold for a year by Krystalinhell
And also super dumb. Don’t be like me. I got lucky I didn’t end up more sick.
spikey1201 t1_j99x3q9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by ingesting mold for a year by Krystalinhell
Sorry this happened to you, you seem like a fungi!
Totkebaaj t1_j99wypx wrote
Reply to comment by Strange_Writer_3963 in TIFU By Saying Something I Should've Just Kept To Myself. by ThrowMeAway_97
God damm it nazeerudin is it you
OkVolume1 t1_j99wrk4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by ingesting mold for a year by Krystalinhell
That's scary.
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Reply to comment by sambull in TIFU by getting banned from a club and losing a friend due to my autism by LightningMetabolism
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kwilks67 t1_j99vfww wrote
Reply to TIFU by not understanding what colour mauve is by ypash
I assume you were thinking of chartreuse, which is a green color with a similarly unusual French name.
Bard_Bromance_Club t1_j99v9w8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going to therapy with my mum by AdFamiliar6862
That therapist sounds terrible honestly. Jumping into a joint session with an enabler of something as horrific as that without doing a 1-1 with your mother beforehand to get an understanding and judging if it really would be beneficial to put you both in the same room and work through something like that,
Solid_Look9293 t1_j99v6ug wrote
Reply to TIFU by not understanding what colour mauve is by ypash
Might as well kiss and make up.. also, buy new toothbrushes
niels1232 t1_j99u2hp wrote
Reply to comment by niels1232 in TIFU by fighting two guys over a car that isn't even mine. by Derpguycool
Meaning the gun part that is.
teashirtsau t1_j9a61eq wrote
Reply to comment by andrewta in TIFU by skimming the menu by PM-me-fancy-beer
Sounds Australian. Not that many pizza places do more than pizza but plenty of places that sell primarily kebabs do pizza. Sounds like OP mistook the former for the latter.