That's the most American thing I've heard this week.

Your therapist fu, not you. If you can report them to whatever licensing board you have in the UK because that session crossed almost every standard of care in therapy. Like holy crap.

Oh honey, this is everyone else's fuck up. Your mother is a piece of work, I can't even begin to unpack that atrocity of a parent. But your therapist?! What the ever living fuck. I would seriously consider making a formal complaint. It doesn't sound like you were given a heads up or asked for consent and you were coerced into physical contact with a person who subjected you to abuse and actively protected the abuser she was fully aware of. That's so incredibly messed up and wildly unprofessional. I'm so sorry this happened to you

I can't imagine this is real, especially considering 8 months ago you posted about accidentally calling yourself a registered sex offender. There's no way you fuck up by calling yourself sexually violent... twice.

I’m concerned for your well being. How do you stay awake all day? Coffee? Other meds?

Here I am reading updates at 3:22 am.

I have new career plans. I'm gonna move to the UK and become a therapist. Apparently they'll let any idiot be a therapist over there.

The cocaine would be… fine though? /s

nice job batman ☠️☠️☠️ y yt ppl nvr mind they business

A classic tale of a horny young man who can't afford to leave the stable girl but really fantasizes about making a break for the exciting new one willing to share him and be his side-piece, for now.

Advice:

(1) If they both knew about each other and you were supporting them both, you might get to have your cake and eat it, too without being a cad. If you were very lucky and very thoughtful and very trustworthy.

(2) Your plans were already doomed before all of this. If you left G1 for G2 (even if you haven't wrecked your ship already) then the most likely outcome is that G2 and you will both be miserable as soon as her life gets worse by having to take care of you. You need training, experience, and/or education so that you can be confident in pulling your own weight plus helping your partner.

I am not saying this to be mean. I am trying to give you good quality advice: Be prepared to pay full price for what you want from people. Be strategic and work hard so that you can afford to be a strong contributor to any relationship. If you are confident and generous you won't need to manipulate anyone or lie to get what you want because you will have real bargaining power to just ask, and real poise to be gentle and polite when you are rejected.

Your story is the story of a coward and a manipulator, but you could grow up to be something better, and I hope you do!

That's shit. Whole thing sounds like shit. If you need a chat my ears are open.

No bro. DO do that shit. The only reason they did it so brazenly was because they counted on bystanders to stay out of it. When really they need that fear back that someone WILL intervene. Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.

No shade on your course of action, and I don't know what you had available at the time, but in that situation I'd just dial 911, and start talking to the guys while you had the operator on the phone. Extra points for standing back and taking a few pictures before dialing.

I'm from Canada though, so that might make a difference.

Your autism has nothing to do with any of this, it's your behaviour that had you thrown out and losing a friend. So sick of almost everyone blaming autism - real or imagined - for their screw ups.

Only thing “wrong” done was not recording it for the police, and not dialing 911. Also, buy a gun man, you did the right thing to place someone else first. Well done!

I don't have a cape like you but I do have a phone with 911 abilities. Hello 911? It's me Karen someone is trying to break into...

r/ihadsex

Had my car broken into last year, nobody deserves that.

I have that rule too, but I had my car broken into last year. Nobody should have to deal with that. In other news, do you think Walmart would let me get the video from their security cameras? Would be kind of funny to watch myself get beat up lol!

I'm not 21 just yet so I can't drink yet, so have one for me!

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>I say quit messing with my friend's car. Mind you, I never met the owner of this car.

You are the Hero we need and deserve.

My general rule is, if it's just property, it's not worth my health, so I get what you mean with regret. However, I think as a whole, people engage in immoral acts without confrontation or consequence too often. That's why we see posts of police looking for young men who punched an old lady when there were people who could have detained him.

I say, good for those guys for helping you as you were in real danger, but I agree, hindsight tells you, record them, call the cops, give the best descriptions you can so they can face their legal ramifications.

About to go to bed, haven't slept with a broken finger in years. She's been sitting under ice, and got splinted as soon as I got home.

Don't bring it up again, it will make things more awkward