You’re not neuro divergent you’re a fucking edgelord with 0 social skills. Talk to a therapist.

Had a down on his luck co-worker who needed to find a place, and an empty room in the house I was renting a room in. That dumb drunk sleep walking and pissing in my fucking fridge was the last bit of civil interaction we had. Maybe if he hadn't pissed in the kitchen and the hall and the bathroom wall as well but fuuuuck

It’s not a big deal lol I promise. I’ve seen more of my friends man’s penises than I’d like through similar experience. We chuckle, move on, and don’t think about it again lol.

I am asshole for trying to tell people that what they think is safe might not be. Didn't say that is something I would do just saying it is possible.

GUESS I WILL JUST GO FUCK MYSELF LIKE THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT I AM THEN.

Literally my current fear right now. I also have a large dog too and I don't feel safe leaving him here alone with my roommates due to their lack of basic responsible behavior.

One of these types set my kitchen on fire while I slept. Get out.

Lol this is exactly what I was thinking! It’s definitely not just because he’s a guy lol

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Lbrector, you do understand what a joke is, right?

You need to speak about this to a professional so you can learn how to aviod this in the future. Also quit acting like a victim.. your actions lead you to what happened. It isn't your friends faults, it isn't the bouncers fault. It's your fault

Yeah bang the mentally insufficient drugged up dudes gf. That’ll end super well for everyone

I'll say that if they bring it up. Doubt they'll believe it

Say you got memed on tik tok

It doesn't work like that in certain countries. People literally disown family members for things they do, that bring shame on them and similar.

This is unfortunately a very naive point of view and depending on how serious it is, could end up with a lot of people not talking to him or harrasssing him.

It's serious enough for him to break up with you over, that should give you an idea what his friends and family are likely to think.

Not just a bully; you could argue that this is sexual harassment.

The senior deserves to be called out and lose his job, which I hope the OP follows through on. I've worked in toxic offices like that, with people who turned up too late to even scrape the bottom of the morality barrel. Never again.

I wonder how many other people there have stories of him being a vulgar bawbag, and how much HR / his boss knows.

OP should be looking for new employment regardless; if there's one of those chucklefucks in a senior role, it's safe to say it's management-endorsed and that the company is probably rotten from the top down.

Unless said person is a predator. We aren’t thinking about lions when you describe a human as predator, we’re thinking rapist or murderer.

Its probably more difficult for people who think you need to be a badass to get in and a good way to be a badass is announcing yourself as a predator.

I read the title and thought, why would you have a photo of your buddy's dick and why did you send it to your gf?

...I think I'm dyslexic

Also my guy it’s extremely easy to enter clubs in the U.K. and you don’t need a girl with you. I’ve literally never seen that in any clubs

You are calling yourself a "predator" to people (multiple times) and then wonder why they treat you like a threat? The connotation of "predator" is to be a threat. I would recommend not calling yourself that if you don't want that reaction. Also, you don't need to act like an alpha male to be badass.

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You're right. But mine sounded straight out of a porn video. Like a video that i 100% wanted to see since ads rarely start that way. It's still embarrassing in both cases though.

I would report this to HR. You have been bullied, had words you did not say attributed to you, and you have been put in to an intollerable position.

That's so cool! I loved those little RC nitro cars as a kid. Always wanted one. Never got one. I got one a few years back for cheap. Played with it, enjoyed the hell out of it, then crashed it. Was fun while it lasted

Why tf do bouncers and my friends treat me like a threat?

My dude, you literally announced yourself as a threat.