Recent comments in /f/tifu
Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j96w7kn wrote
Reply to comment by IdiotsThrowaway1373 in TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
Similar situations happened to me so it shouldn't really interrupt my sleep. I'll think about it everyday if see one of the guests though, and they probably will too
Responsible_Sca t1_j96vqbu wrote
Reply to comment by iKillBugs4Work_AMA in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Was in Tokyo a few months ago and came across an exhibit area featuring Macross/Robotech toys.
IdiotsThrowaway1373 t1_j96vgsq wrote
Reply to comment by Wathik-Jedidi in TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
Lmao, you’re good man, it’ll pass, not for you though, just for the others, this will haunt you when you’re trying to sleep for years
Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j96vaq9 wrote
Reply to comment by IdiotsThrowaway1373 in TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
Yeah but everytime i see my parents they have that "you naughty bitch" look
notaliberal2021 t1_j96uxms wrote
Yeah move out while he is passed out, and he'll forget you were even there. As for his gf, if she's hot, at least try to hit it once. Lol
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IdiotsThrowaway1373 t1_j96td8g wrote
Reply to TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
I’ve done this lol, nothing comes of it except embarrassment, no one really cares though
Zeric79 t1_j96ptwm wrote
Your senior is a massive bully. You should report him to HR first thing Monday morning.
pseudo_niceguy t1_j96pokx wrote
Its just an hentai sticker. Its funny, thats the point.
If it was out of context and she got offended for that, then thats probably her overreacting
jwed420 t1_j96pfsh wrote
Reply to comment by psychowhiz in TIFU: By moving in with a previous co-worker by [deleted]
Luckily I'm not on the lease yet here, and plan to keep it that way until I find another place. Big boy checks start rolling out at my job in a couple weeks and I'm lighting that money on fire if I have to so I can escape this suburban nightmare.
psychowhiz t1_j96pdnb wrote
meh. if they ask, say what really happened and put it out of your mind. don’t encourage his version of reality by worrying about things you don’t know will happen for sure
psychowhiz t1_j96otag wrote
start planning to move out or you’ll come here with an update in a few weeks/months
cam_huskers t1_j96nxvu wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting banned from a club and losing a friend due to my autism by LightningMetabolism
Seems like your god complex is out of control too
DarkAthena t1_j96md6v wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting banned from a club and losing a friend due to my autism by LightningMetabolism
You need therapy.
EvaMae234 t1_j96lzj9 wrote
My favorite part of this story is that the ending implies you intended for her friends to see your dick, just not so soon
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j96l8zd wrote
Wonder what the OP will post when her boyfriend wipes the vomit from his dick and asks her to keep sucking it.
weedtrek t1_j96j79t wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting banned from a club and losing a friend due to my autism by LightningMetabolism
You announced that you were a rapist and got mad people treated you like a rapist. There I explained it to you.
Another word of advise, that alpha male stuff is all bull shit. The actual alpha male was the guy who kicked your ass.
OkVolume1 t1_j96hoa6 wrote
That's one way to get a raise.
ThatsXCOM t1_j96hc1i wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
To be brutally honest which Reddit will I'm sure discourage with all of the downvotes you should not be getting excited about getting a Happy Meal toy at 23.
Can you? Yes. Should you? No. And yes, if you choose to do that you are going to be judged for it.
Why would you be judged for living the way you choose to you might be asking? Because there's a societal expectation that as you grow up that your interests change with age. I don't make those rules, I'm just pointing them out, they have existed since the dawn of mankind and not liking them does not change them.
This is the same reason why you would probably be bothered if you met a 25 year old guy who you were interested in and found out that he watches My Little Pony, Dora the Explorer and other cartoons in his spare time.
Kcnflman t1_j96fwgs wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by accidentally sending a text to my boss meant for my crush by [deleted]
Relax, you’ll probably get a ….. raise!
Difficult_Let_1953 t1_j96ftob wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting banned from a club and losing a friend due to my autism by LightningMetabolism
Simple word of advice. Never use the word predator when speaking about a human. Any human. Universal rule.
bobbymatthews84 t1_j96fqf2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting banned from a club and losing a friend due to my autism by LightningMetabolism
I don't think all people make exceptions for annoyance just because of a diagnosis. The open world does not know your struggles like maybe family and friends, and sounds like it was even too much for the friends to deal with.
Wathik-Jedidi OP t1_j96euqe wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
I prefer pornhub
Rakinonna t1_j96er6x wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
no FU ...just for reference I'm 65 next month, and still love a Happy Meal. especially if they have a Disney Themed toy!!! ( they make very nice Christmas tree decorations) Stay young as long as you can your body may age but your mind and sense of being doesn't have too
blondeblonde12345 t1_j96wxsr wrote
Reply to TIFU by watching porn in high volume by Wathik-Jedidi
It could’ve been a movie or an ad or whatever. That happens sometimes for me when I stream movies on shady websites and suddenly get redirected to some porn ad. And I wouldn’t think it was porn if I heard that because I wouldn’t believe anyone would even watch porn with 20+ guests in the house and especially not with the volume high😂