Damn they basically asked for your whole educational background

No fu, be you and be proud of being you.

God that's wonderful. I do believe I will be indulging that same enthusiasm and get a Happy Meal next time I'm craving fast food. 😂

That's why I use a Sous Vide. It sits in a Mason jar, and the water moves, so it does agitate it somewhat constantly, and I don't have to worry about running out of water.

In this context,

a hindu in a steak house,

a muslim at a whisky tasting,

a Brit watching an American football game,

an American at a communist rally,

a Chinese reading Winnie the Pooh,

a German having fun,

an Italian in a Pizza Hut,

a French guy eating French fries in a Five Guys,

an orthodox Jew at a twerking workshop on Shabbat,

a Republican at a Support the Dreamers charity dinner,

a nanny enjoying Southpark's 'Kick the Baby' episode,

a catholic priest ... nevermind, nothing they do will shock us anymore.

Yeah. I don't want to poison myself. But I'm just so fucking sad, i sat for 6 hours patiently checking every 15 minutes, stirring again and again and making sure my absent minded dumbass wouldn't fuck anything up only to make it perfectly and then fuck it up at the very end :(

You can't screenshot Snapchat without it telling the sender you screenshotted. That's the whole reason people use it to send nudes in the first place.

Or maybe the Cannabis smells so much stronger than the dish soap you can't smell it.

I would throw it out, personally. I hate doing that but :( if it's going to hurt the patient, it's not worth saving.

Nah the happy meal has less calories then mcdonalds food

Ok sure but it's pretty easy to hit the menu + volume down shortcut or whatever on an iPhone that makes a screenshot, no?

Reading this at 3 am is the reddit experience i am here for.

This guy has lost at basketball, pool, a foot race and arm wrestling that I can remember. He always says men are better than women, but lo and behold he LOSES a bet to a WOMAN!!! And then he has to wear something embarrassing that Reddit has to decide. Usually a dress.

This dude has a humiliation fetish

I regress as soon as an Xbox or Playstation turns on lmao ESPECIALLY when I'm showing off the games that I played growing up

Someone sold me a raspberry pi4 a while back with retroarch and 16,000 or so games for Snes, N64, Dreamcast etc. That I grew up with.

Good Lord, I had to go outside and take a walk to stop myself from throwing a tantrum and fighting for the controller lol.

Definitely fall into the old when young and young when older category. I was a latchkey kid so I had a lot of responsibilities growing up and was very independent. When I was in grad school tho, I hit this state of arrested development and started getting back into some childhood interests like comic books and toys. I think the stress of higher education caused me to escape into old comforts. Since I graduated several years ago, I’m finally sort of getting back to “adulting” again after several years of indulging in minimal responsibility bachelorhood.

I've seen this before too.

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A used one off eBay

What is similar to going to a stop club?

This is karma farming. This post, told the exact same way, was posted a month or so ago.

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Get that mankini Borat wore

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I think bare minimum, you're wearing a bikini.

Thank you for this post, OP. I’ve had a really shitty day and you have cheered me up! You sound like a great person and you definitely know how to make someone laugh out loud even, if it is to your misfortune.

I mean, hopefully you're packing a hammer. Then you shouldn't worry at all 🙃