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notbornhatched t1_j935qrz wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I didn’t know they made Tom and Jerry’s handbags. That sounds really cool. :)
PhantomTroupe-2 t1_j934xbu wrote
Reply to comment by SpillingMistake in Tifu by debating athletic ability with some girls by [deleted]
He’s farming karma
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Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by possibly giving myself pneumonia with a dirty bong by SquishMis
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Special_Compote_719 t1_j9342o0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I honestly don't know how old I am anymore, with the exception of the usual milestones. Life is for living, have fun
alexandergunther OP t1_j933zqf wrote
Reply to comment by Safe_Fast_Hella in TIFU by letting a disabled child fall on his head by alexandergunther
I care very deeply about this kid. I would've understood and moved on if the parents decided to drop me as their nurse; I would've never been able to live with myself if something serious had happened.
Maybe I'm reading into it too much. If they truly didn't trust me then they would've dropped me as their nurse. It's just gonna take some time to get past this I guess.
MaccGawd t1_j933mjw wrote
Reply to comment by Smile389 in Tifu by debating athletic ability with some girls by [deleted]
Thank you for taking down the bozo’s name, bro. It’s fucking pathetic what folks do for Reddit clout.
Kolbrandr7 t1_j933d0q wrote
Reply to comment by MANLYTRAP in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I’m 23 and I’ll be starting a PhD later this year
Graduated high school at 17 (late birthday), 4 year bachelors, 2 year masters, and that puts me at 23 at the start of a PhD
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j9337vy wrote
Reply to comment by SquishMis in TIFU by possibly giving myself pneumonia with a dirty bong by SquishMis
Aren't you the hero, exposing a toddler to cannabis smoke and refusing to get medical attention for a respiratory infection, further compromising said toddler's respiratory health? Extra points for the toddler already having come close to death from a respiratory infection.
So, no big loss?
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Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
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DeathUriel t1_j932n90 wrote
Shit happens. If she says it's fine, it's.
goodknightffs t1_j932l0g wrote
Lol it's ok man don't worry!
Safe_Fast_Hella t1_j932jd0 wrote
Reply to comment by alexandergunther in TIFU by letting a disabled child fall on his head by alexandergunther
Maybe the parents are trying to cover any base in case there is an investigation at the school, or if they need to know for insurance purposes (Not sure if that's relevant in your case)
From how you write it sounds like you genuinely care about the kid and were not negligent so I'm sure it'll be absolutely fine
Smile389 t1_j932ilh wrote
Reply to comment by MaccGawd in Tifu by debating athletic ability with some girls by [deleted]
Lol deleted immediately after I posted. Stangang71 is his name. Deleted the other post too.
MaccGawd t1_j932aw7 wrote
Reply to comment by Smile389 in Tifu by debating athletic ability with some girls by [deleted]
That’s another story that makes the rounds around here too much.
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Reply to comment by matteo453 in Tifu by debating athletic ability with some girls by [deleted]
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last_rights t1_j93228b wrote
Reply to comment by InfiniteCalendar1 in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I was 28 working retail on a morning shift when a customer asked why I wasn't in school. I told him I graduated. Then he asked why I didn't go to college. I told him I graduated that as well.
He just said "oh", and walked away.
matteo453 t1_j9320j9 wrote
Shave your entire body (plus wear a swim cap) to be truly aerodynamic
edit: changed shaved head to swim cap
Smile389 t1_j931znm wrote
Didn't you just post a story 3 hours ago about how you're a professor at a uni and you lost your swimming trunks diving into the pool in front of the girls swim team?
Zaku0083 t1_j931xzu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
But he was fine with an act that was 'equivalent to going to a strip club' behind your back.
Not encouraging you to dump him or see it as good luck he might dump you, but encouraging you to look at the whole picture.
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Reply to comment by SquishMis in TIFU by possibly giving myself pneumonia with a dirty bong by SquishMis
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SpillingMistake t1_j931lbl wrote
>A huge favor for me would be if this is ignored.
You came to the wrong place.
djfudgebar t1_j931dzd wrote
Crazy how many people this exact situation seems to happen to
Safe_Fast_Hella t1_j935qzk wrote
Reply to comment by alexandergunther in TIFU by letting a disabled child fall on his head by alexandergunther
You've got this! Sounds like you've got the compassion to be an excellent nurse <3