Recent comments in /f/tifu
PureQuackery t1_j9310at wrote
Breathing stagnant water can give you legionella / legionnaires' disease (look it up), and smoking is a risk factor.
It can cause permanent damage to the lungs, and can be fatal when untreated... You should consider seeing a doctor if you haven't already.
alexandergunther OP t1_j930zd0 wrote
Reply to comment by Safe_Fast_Hella in TIFU by letting a disabled child fall on his head by alexandergunther
Yeah I know the parents' reaction is understandable. They're very protective of him and rightfully so; they have cameras in the house because of the horror stories they've heard of home nurses, including a friend of theirs whose kid was abused pretty badly by one. tbh I wish a camera had been on me at the time so that this situation would've been completely clear.
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I just can't get over that the dad asked me if the kid had rolled knowing full well the kid can't roll. That's what gets me. It seemed like a disingenuous question.
[deleted] OP t1_j930t8b wrote
Reply to comment by cudntfigureaname in Tifu by debating athletic ability with some girls by [deleted]
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OhScheisse t1_j930pxf wrote
Reply to comment by Stormry in TIFU by writing joke answers on a test that was followed up by an interview. by acharismaticjeweller
Yeah, it feels like they brought him on to make fun of him and make him sweat. I'm glad OP was all in.
cudntfigureaname t1_j930pwj wrote
Swimming Trunks, as plain as possible.
Gentlemen WE MUST UNITE TO SAVE OUR BROTHER
[deleted] t1_j92zzwy wrote
Reply to comment by -holdmyhand in TIFU by writing joke answers on a test that was followed up by an interview. by acharismaticjeweller
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luv2ctheworld t1_j92zyst wrote
Reply to comment by Hytyt in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
You're free to think that.
Having the main characters earn a Noble prize, be an astronaut, find love, and overcome their insecurities doesn't appear to be a mockery to me or many others.
Not being able to find humor in the eccentricities makes for thin skin and everything being a threat or offense.
Safe_Fast_Hella t1_j92zygu wrote
The kid is ok, and the parents are understandably freaked out over the situation, I don't think they're trying to get you in trouble, or 'catch you out', they just want to make sure they understand everything that happened.
If you get anything from this, at least next time you'll make sure you stay close to every other patient and can campaign to install adult changing tables.
It sounds like a genuine accident, so try not to blame yourself
Theredeagle7 t1_j92zqir wrote
We don't know if this is going to be a fuck up or a win
alexandergunther OP t1_j92zom7 wrote
Reply to comment by ladybirdstar02 in TIFU by letting a disabled child fall on his head by alexandergunther
Thank you, I'm trying to approach this rationally and constructively but I'm so fucking anxious about it.
bananasplz t1_j92ze0o wrote
Reply to comment by MANLYTRAP in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Pretty typical in Australia. Usually 3y undergrad, 1y research honours then you can do a PhD. So most 1st year PhD students are around 22.
bananasplz t1_j92z2qo wrote
Reply to comment by MANLYTRAP in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Pretty typical in Australia, although you need to do the honours year to get to a PhD.
luke111mart t1_j92z12m wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Fuck that, eat your happy meal and be happy and adorable, and don't let anyone tell you shit!
Also, as a fellow vegetarian, what country where you in that you can get a vegetarian happy meal??
blackjesus t1_j92z0go wrote
Reply to comment by BroccoliPrince in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Yeah he should probably send a pic of his shit in a toilet to cancel out the dick pic
Droidlivesmatter t1_j92yv44 wrote
Reply to comment by merc08 in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
More like something to consider. But nothing wrong with it
Sol-Blackguy t1_j92ysjg wrote
I work at a hospital ICU with bathrooms we share with patients that all have those little alarm buttons. I was taking a piss and the button must have shorted out or something and a pair of nurses barged in thinking I was a patient in distress and saw my junk in its full glory.
It's been a month since it happened. One nurse can finally talk to me but tries not to make eye contact and the other still turns red.
Shit happens.
merc08 t1_j92yewu wrote
Reply to comment by Droidlivesmatter in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Is it "a serious concern" or "nothing wrong with it"?
Godlyeyes t1_j92y30y wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
she’s the odd one
ladybirdstar02 t1_j92xfg4 wrote
Please don’t be so hard on yourself it was obviously an accident and you took full responsibility for it 💐🤗xx
Maiyku t1_j92xb6n wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Happy Meals are one of the free items you can get with points on the app, so I get them all the time. I’m 31.
Now, I usually just say no to the toy lol, but you do you! I know I won’t play with it, so it’s better given to someone else. If it brings you any kind of joy, keep doing it. Who cares what others think.
shoulda-known-better t1_j92x8nt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
Well, if part of his career has to do with working with people from his home country, it very well could be.... once you get shunned for something like this, the people he knows will not stick around for fear they will be looked at as the same, so no more contacts for his career..... you see it as an overreaction because in your life and your country, it's not so much like that..... if it was, I'm sure you'd understand better
XxMarlucaxX t1_j92w4hu wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
That’s not a fuck up. I’m 30 and still order happy meals and get excited about the toys lol rn they have something dumb so I’m waiting til they get something good again xD but there’s nothing wrong with it you shouldn’t have had to apologize.
skippyspk t1_j92w0f5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing joke answers on a test that was followed up by an interview. by acharismaticjeweller
So…you were part of a psy-op.
dabenu t1_j92v5n0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
"you don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing"
- someone, idk
ysmff t1_j931au1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Nothing you send on snapchat is private lol. And as "avid sexters" you guys should be using telegram or asking "what's up?" If you're scared of others seeing your surprise nudes