Recent comments in /f/tifu
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oakteaphone t1_j92qtek wrote
Reply to comment by prollyshmokin in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Oh dear...that made me feel incredibly uncomfortable...
[deleted] OP t1_j92qkc9 wrote
Reply to comment by FreighterTot in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
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frlejo t1_j92qbj7 wrote
Reply to comment by s3v3red_cnc in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Or drool over it
scuba_scouse t1_j92qb0z wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
37 m here, I was working away from home with a gang of lads that liked to drink heavy after work. I'd had my fair share of late nights with them and was particularly bored of ale at this point.
One night we go for the obligatory hickory smoke House meal and I thought fk it I'm having a salted caramel milkshake instead of a pint. I really enjoyed that milkshake but got some funny looks from the guys. Sometimes you just have a hankering for them things from your childhood. Nothing wrong in enjoying them again. Also balls to them that judge us for it.
OkCandy1970 t1_j92pq41 wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing joke answers on a test that was followed up by an interview. by acharismaticjeweller
Honestly, your story is hilarious and you should just laugh about yourself. Own it, tell it to other people - its not cribge, its relatable.
You have my deep respect. When someone seriously would ask me to describe myself with a movie title and then wonder about my question - it would be hard to not say that a dumb question requires dumb answers. Instead you were topping it.
This story sounds more like you made fun out of the interviewers and the whole process than embarassing yourself.
prollyshmokin t1_j92p8kz wrote
Reply to comment by Droidlivesmatter in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Yeah, I came across the sub r/ageregression a while back and some of the posts there legit kinda freaked me out.
No hate towards anyone in that sub or anything (I fully support them having a community and being happy), I just worry for myself how I could slide into something possibly unhealthy in my search for peace and comfort (e.g. weed and shopping for me).
I say that as someone who actually only just got into comics at ~30.
[deleted] t1_j92p4zw wrote
Reply to comment by charlie175 in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
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Lordkjun t1_j92nify wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I ain't mad at you. My 20 yr old daughter and I each recently got happy meals because we both wanted the plush Stitch toy for our respective cars.
artaaa1239 t1_j92ndoh wrote
Your gf know that you send that type of photos... So its a tifu of your gf not your tifu
spider_pig123 t1_j92mlb2 wrote
Reply to comment by horrifyingthought in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Yeah for the most part. For me though having people know I have a small one would probably make me sort of separate myself from them too out of sheer shame.
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Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
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Reply to comment by THphantom7297 in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
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Yuugian t1_j92lv6u wrote
Reply to comment by Hytyt in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Community's DnD episode was bad enough. I can't imagine what big bang did to that poor TTRPG
Maddie_hippychick t1_j92lldm wrote
Reply to comment by Rragnaar10 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Yep! Own it like a boss!
Githyerazi t1_j92lcd1 wrote
Reply to comment by PatientWillow4 in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
When I was visiting India, I loved McDonald's meals there. So many vegetarian options and they have separate kitchens to keep meat/veg food separate.
heyitsvonage t1_j92l160 wrote
If your gf has seen it before she has already described it to her friend in detail prior to this event lol
DarkRoseXoX t1_j92ku80 wrote
Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
You will be shamed.
By your gf and her best friend that is
And they will do it with all the love and support in the world
RustySnail420 t1_j92koxk wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
No fuckup - don't let your inner kid die, like excitement and enjoyment of little things. Don't let people dictate what you must enjoy, just because they decided that they was "too old" for something and restricting their happiness themselves or with the help of other "grown-ups". Like a prion or virus it will grow and copy the lockdown of wonder and we must stand up for ourselves and the right to live the life we love! Go on and be a PhD that doesn't hate your life at 40, you have the bigger end of the stick!
PatientWillow4 OP t1_j92jmqq wrote
Reply to comment by RandomRedditor44 in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
100% agreed! I've started opting for kids meals because I can get a drink and food and maybe some icecream, all of which satisfy my hunger without making me feel like I'm about to explode.
CRZYK9 t1_j92iv62 wrote
Reply to comment by josh35767 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
idk, even if I got normal pics/conversation before I'm putting my eyes on it first before showing anyone else. Snapchat too risky
bryan49 t1_j92invl wrote
Reply to comment by Chorvan in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Oh I think he already aired something out
THphantom7297 t1_j92ilhu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
If I could offer a suggestion, go apologize to him if you can, and ask him if you can reach out to his friend together, and insist its very private and he didn't want it shared, and regrets doing so. Im sure if the friends a good guy, he'll understand, and that might help patch things up. Otherwise, just try to be there. I think his reaction is a bit extreme, but he has his reasons, so don't try to diminish them too much. End of the day, you'll just have to wait and see what he says and does. Mistakes happen, and i hope he forgives you.
Ajwuvsu t1_j92i0jp wrote
Reply to comment by Front-Noise-158 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
You think that's bad? I misread it as they sent their gf a pic of their gfs best friend's penis. Lol I dunno how my brain screwed that one up.
Falsus t1_j92ss1u wrote
Reply to TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Ah so you wanted her friend to know you that well later on? ;)
Though no worries, it was a mistake and she has probably seen dicks before. Either IRL or on the internet.