You know the urine didn’t come from your vagina, right? It sounds like you focussed on the wrong hole.

As long as it was a good angle, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

I wish Happy Meals (and other kids meals at restaurants) were also for adults

Either that or restaurants should offer small portions for when you don’t want to eat a giant bowl of pasta for dinner.

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whispers hey honey, hurry up, my colleague is trying to prank me.... Make her feel awkward!

I personally plan on not talking about it

Toddler had rsv last year. Saved his life actually.

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Lol, that made me chuckle!!

I don't think you fu, you were just being yourself doing what makes you happy.

People also think I'm way younger than my actual age (for them, I look 14 but I'm 22). I think it's actually very funny to say "I'm getting my master's degree" while opening pokémon cards.

I think she wasn't polite by judging what you were doing though...

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Maybe he handed the phone to her and told her to say that? Thus turning your prank into his.

Haha I'm the same... I just turned 30, look quite young in the face and I'm petite. I was once on my way to work when the metro was super crowded with school kids. One older lady then asked me "why don't they get a school bus for you students?"

23 IS a child

It’ll get better. I always looked younger than I was and also had a playful personality, and occasionally would hear things about act your age blah blah, or even worse, I don’t want to say someone who looks like my younger brother. Well, now im 39 and people suddenly love the energy, and compliment me on taking care of myself all these years. Funny shift in thinking that propped me up out of nowhere, so look forward to that

Absolutely correct, no one cares and more importantly no one wants to live in a world that cares.

Bde is an energy not actual size. What and how you carry yourself with it is the attractive part. My dicks nothing special but the mind it’s attached to knows what to do. Don’t sweat it bud. Just don’t be a pig about it. Don’t make comments to her friend especially when it’s unwarranted. Awkward jokes to clear the air are one thing but acting arrogant will result in a net negative

If your current gf is cool with her bestie seeing your dick pic it is not something to run from, friend.

I guess the wife couldn't help out and take the leftovers either?

If they took the time to tell you that you weren't funny, then I'd wager these were a buncha dipshit soon-to-be middle managers that get off on feeling superior to people paid to follow their directions and will never contribute anything of value to any organization besides warming a seat, and they just wanted to practice shitty antagonistic interviewing techniques.

Fuck them.

The big bang theory was laughing at us, not with us. The god awful dnd episode with the ERP proved that

No I met the bestfriend this past week

Bruh it was an accident she opened a snap in front of her not the goal and ofc she said sorry

What. She’s 20 and I’m 19 lol

Good point