We have already done pre consent basically we agreed we don’t have to ask for permission but maybe a warning next time would be in order

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Thank you for giving me a chuckle.

Was in Tokyo a few months ago and came across an exhibit area featuring Macross/Robotech "toys". My boys were kinda perplexed why I was speed walking/bee-lining to the entrance. When we got to the entrance, a collective "Whoa!" came out of our mouths.

I miss the days of Big Bang Theory when being geeky/nerdy and socially awkward is cool.

Why do you have a pulse ox?

Not the za!!

once i was about to eat lasagna... doorbell rang. went to deal with it, came back into a dark room with my dog growling. she didnt want me getting near the lasagna she was eating.

See this would’ve been your opportunity. You answered the test with seemingly joke responses.. why? for the sheer fuckery of it. because you can. then you take those answers and you own them.

I’m the 40 year old virgin. I’ve dedicated my life to my work and taking care of my family, I have not had chances to meet someone I want to share a bed with. But you can bet when I do meet that someone, they’re going to have a good 30 seconds of explosive sex.

Egg and the feather? If I can direct your attention to poorly drawn cartoon exhibit A, I attempted to illustrate that unless in a vacuum, air resistance will likely affect the feather falling in comparison with the egg.

Bill Burr? I am a fan so allow me to share his perspective because to me this is not yelling. Im passionate about my opinions and I need you to understand that.

For the sheer fuckery.

Dear, you have somehow held onto the excitement for life and everything that makes you happy usually only children have.

I envy your ability to be excited and happy over the small joys in life. It's something I've lost and am trying hard to find again in my life.

It is not a TIFU moment; please don't ever take it for granted and don't ever lose the spark for life you have!

You are living life the right way and I am happy for you!

All of my wife's friends have seen my wang. This was way back in the first months of dating. It's NBD

A few weeks into my relationship with my now-wife, she was working nights in a dementia unit. I sent her a series of about 600 images in a dropbox folder of me stripping slowly while cleaning. I stopped before the last "bit" was fully revealed. I uploaded the pictures in batches of 10 every minute or so. A few minutes after the last image was uploaded, I received several frustrated messages that made it quite obvious that it was not only SO enjoying the show on the other end. . .

Being an introverted, socially inept geek, this was a huge ego boost.

I just want you to know how much I respect this comment as well as your original. You must be a great human.

So something similar to borderline infidelity, but not? And you "caught" him? Was this something disloyal to you beyond being embarrassing to him?

Oh I know that now. I was young and stupid back then. We didn't have access to internet back in the day so there was really no one who knew

that is a very VERY bad idea, at least it seems from my experience with both weed and shrooms.

coming from a paranoid person, both weed and shrooms make you feel more paranoid, bad trips are a hell of a bad experience

Imagine thinking that women don't just share these things around anyway...

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Post Acute withdrawal is not to be fucked with! Absolutely horrible

It's an alternate pathway in my country. If you do well in honours and your marks are competitive enough for a PhD scholarship, you can skip masters and start a PhD straight away.

Thank you so much for the well wishes! My best wishes for you too!

It's only a TIFU if you have a small dick.

Even in a relationships get permission before dropping nudes.

don't feel bad because your friends are already dead inside

I never knew you could skip masters and go directly to PhD from bachelor, good luck and hope you end up in a better place

I graduated high school at 18, did a 3 year bachelor, 1 year honours year (which is a year of research), and then got into my PhD 6 months after my Honours. It's been very busy but I'm finally content with my career trajectory.

This is exactly how my thinking changed after I graduated high school. I was the typical nerd, always studying and being very harsh on myself. I was afraid of what people thought of me all the time.

Since around 2 years ago, I just thought, fuck it, I'm done. Ofcourse if I'm in a serious situation I act accordingly, but otherwise, I'll continue being a weirdo.

I’m still in highschool but I do joke answers a lot too because my teachers like them. Well, one of my joke answers for good coping mechanisms was “assassinate politicians”. That wasn’t a fun talk

Have to disagree with you. Adults are the main buyer's of happy meals. It's not usually minors or children ordering and paying for a happy meal.

There's many responsibilities and obligations that go along with being an adult, buying happy meals is 1 of them. Being childless isn't an excuse to shirk this responsibility.

You only get a pass on your lack of orders due to the limited availability of vegan happy meals.