Recent comments in /f/tifu
lipsticknic3 t1_j91j6u7 wrote
At the great risk of being downvoted:
Your use of weed while you're on opiates suggests to me that you're not responsible
Your dosing yourself with Narcan because you were too high to tell if you ODd or not is exactly like, one of the worst things that could happen as a result of mixing opiates with weed.
You are lucky that you weren't over dosing. You are lucky you are alive. My sister aspirated after an OD, her death day was just a few days ago 2/15/07.
I hope you learned not to mix weed and opiates. If you're too high to measure the effects of the opioid then I don't think you are acting responsibly. Do what you want, I just wouldn't keep self describing as responsible.
I'm glad you made it out of that one.
InfiniteCalendar1 t1_j91ijaj wrote
Reply to comment by xscumfucx in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I don’t get offended either although I had some questions about being perceived as 12 as I usually get mistaken as being between 16-19, but I guess my friend just saw it as an insult. When I was in retail my age got questioned the most because I was working with teens and they were surprised to learn I’m in college.
strangerimor t1_j91hvx1 wrote
Reply to comment by toomanyd in TIFU by smoking too much weed and narcning myself by ZombiePenguinQueen42
Yep. Did it once with shrooms and it fucked me up for couple days at least. Never mixed anything after that.
PatientWillow4 OP t1_j91huws wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
True! BUT this was my first takeout from McDonald's in years simply because I could finally eat something vegetarian from them. Once I fly back home, I'll never have it again
WinkMartindale t1_j91hoc0 wrote
Reply to comment by glutenfreecracker in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Great read. We should play poker.
PatientWillow4 OP t1_j91hnhm wrote
Reply to comment by InfiniteCalendar1 in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
In my background, we're always told to act our age. Being as out there as I've been out there in the recent years would definitely raise some eyebrows and label me "immature" by some people. Also because this was a first impression, I was afraid that I had made the wrong impression, hence the TIFU
nipplestapler3000 t1_j91hd5p wrote
At first I read 'tifu by showing my girlfriend my best friends penis' and was utterly confused
Acer018 t1_j91gszi wrote
I never heard someone that sends dick pick refer to their own dick as a phallus.
Lonzo58 t1_j91grfo wrote
Premature TIFU as this could lead to a threesome
Front-Noise-158 t1_j91geq3 wrote
I misread the title and I thought you sent your girlfriend a picture of your bestfriends penis.
xscumfucx t1_j91gboj wrote
Reply to comment by InfiniteCalendar1 in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I don’t get offended by it unless I know what they really mean is “immature” or “stupid” etc.. I’m kinda short + apparently some of the things I wear make me look “immature” or “childish” (possibly because I sometimes shop in the kids’ section of the store...). I was accused of being 12 once too! My bf + I were ordering drinks at the bar + when I ordered the bartender said “aren’t you, like, 12?”. I was at least 22... I’ve also been mistaken for my bf’s daughter on a couple occasions. Idc how old anyone thinks I am unless I’m trying to purchase alcohol + am denied because I don’t have my id on me for whatever reason.
_LarryM_ t1_j91fz51 wrote
Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Your gf was gonna tell her friend all about it anyway
gingitsuz t1_j91fo9p wrote
Reply to comment by Old-Fox-3027 in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine
Actually helpful advise should anyone find themselves in a similar situation.
charlie175 t1_j91fmuf wrote
Reply to comment by MordunnDregath in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
> my entire get up was screaming "I'm a child"
See r/nevergrewup. Trauma and/or autism are often factors.
> my personality, which went from being overly mature for the first 18 years of my life and then doing a complete 180 to become very childlike and spontaneous
Does anyone else feel like they were a adult as a kid and a kid as an adult?
Special__Occasions t1_j91fgns wrote
Don't send pictures online if you don't want the world to see them.
OkVolume1 t1_j91exy0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
The real FU is eating anything from McDonald's.
xscott71x t1_j91ehiz wrote
Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
This is not 100% on you, you’re not the only adult in this situation, and I’m sure kids who are food motivated would be looking forward to it and should notice no one walked out with the food.
HerbieVerSmelles4247 t1_j91e5ou wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
This is fucking stupid.
RustyKjaer t1_j91dp0e wrote
Get over yourself. Your dick is not that interesting. She'll have seen plenty of them. Own it and move on - especially as the girls didn't make a big deal out of it - Why should you?
nickmasonsdrumstick t1_j91d9oa wrote
Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
Thanks man was absolutely delicious
Jesta83 t1_j91d6b9 wrote
Reply to comment by BroccoliPrince in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
For me it was always weed... I would always catch a pipe or bong in a photo or video.
T0NZ t1_j91cu5h wrote
Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
> your miserable life
When the projection gets too clear...
badpuffthaikitty t1_j91chvw wrote
Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
I hope someone uses my car wash ticket I left in the gas pump last week.
FlareGER t1_j91cgk3 wrote
It's okay buddy. Every group of friends has that one individual who has revealed a bit too much. And if you didn't know who it was in your circle, now you do!
ZombiePenguinQueen42 OP t1_j91k5h7 wrote
Reply to comment by lipsticknic3 in TIFU by smoking too much weed and narcning myself by ZombiePenguinQueen42
I'm so sorry your sister died from aspiration due to an overdose. That is terrible and tragic.
I however use marijuana in conjunction with my opiates as advised by my dr. I've been able to reduce my opiates by half by using medical marijuana under the care of a licensed physician. I completely respect your opinions here tho. My biggest mistake that night was that I smoked my brother's weed that had a much higher thc content unlike mine that is less thc more cbd.
Again I am sorry about your sister.