Recent comments in /f/tifu
InfiniteCalendar1 t1_j91aomk wrote
Reply to comment by xscumfucx in TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
That’s true especially telling a grown adult you think they’re a child or significantly younger than they actually are can be insulting in some contexts especially if implying something about maturity. I remember when I worked in retail a customer said I look 12 when I was 20 at the time and a friend of mine said that’s insulting.
InfiniteCalendar1 t1_j91a9v6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I read this and I realized this could easily happen to me as I’m just a year younger than you and I don’t look like it either. I know someone else my age who sometimes gets happy meals because they’re cheaper. Plus it’s a way to heal your inner child which is totally valid.
taykittten t1_j9199sx wrote
I used to refer to it as bongchitis
Anon_be_thy_name t1_j918zzz wrote
Reply to comment by BroccoliPrince in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
I still remember the horror I had of seeing my little sisters FB post on her 18th Birthday.
She took a selfie in her bedroom and on her nightstand was a rather large and exceptionally thick Dildo.
She deleted it after I sent her a text but by then the post had been up for almost 3 hours.
Chableezy t1_j918q84 wrote
Reply to TIFU: For thr first time ever decided to send a flirty, potentially creepy, DM to an Internet stranger by [deleted]
Bro maybe she'll read this and see how much you've changed and admire your ability to self-reflect. Maybe she'll give you another chance! You should go for it!
ginormouscobra t1_j918el9 wrote
Reply to comment by Aware_Economics4980 in TIFU by getting too drunk at a party. by [deleted]
Sorry, english wasnt my first language. I meant to say that they felt that they wanted to leave. I see the confusion
Aware_Economics4980 t1_j91807r wrote
Reply to comment by ginormouscobra in TIFU by getting too drunk at a party. by [deleted]
From your post
“They got uncomfortable to the point that a few had to leave because they didnt want to be around me.”
reevelainen t1_j916nu7 wrote
Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Unmutilated penis is the norm all over the world. She's being a creep.
Ov3rbyte719 t1_j915y5r wrote
I never thought dick pics were smart for that reason . Lol
Throwaway-account-23 t1_j915w09 wrote
Simple solution. Don't send nudes. Ever. It's not a good idea. Never has been. The momentary squirt of adrenaline and endorphins can have horrible consequences years from now.
"Tell me, senate candidate obviouslynotmymain18, can you explain all of these penis pictures you sent to a teenage girl who says you emotionally manipulated her? Is that the behavior we should expect while you're in office?"
[deleted] OP t1_j915uw4 wrote
Reply to comment by Specialist-Farm-931 in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
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s3v3red_cnc t1_j915b3z wrote
Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Unless she stopped typing so her friend could take a picture of it...
Richaldo87 t1_j915045 wrote
You are now one step closer to a 3 way my friend. Don’t blow it
StatisticianSure2349 t1_j914fqb wrote
Well is it worth showing
pinekneedle t1_j91439h wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing joke answers on a test that was followed up by an interview. by acharismaticjeweller
Sigh. Some day this story will be less cringe and you will be able to laugh at your younger awkward self. We all have those moments but yours is hard to top
Specialist-Farm-931 t1_j913nqx wrote
Nahh if his family or someone from his country gets to know about this he is fr fucked. The country which i am from, here it's a scandalous thing. I am pretty sure it's the same thing with his place too. He's not "overreacting" or anything, he is scared
majorminorminor t1_j913isd wrote
Reply to TIFU: For thr first time ever decided to send a flirty, potentially creepy, DM to an Internet stranger by [deleted]
Or you're just ugly and she knows it
xscumfucx t1_j913hxn wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
I think this is more a TIFU on her part than your’s. I know I’d be a bit embarrassed if I assumed someone’s age so incorrectly based on their enjoyment of a Happy Meal (which I am now REALLY craving but have no way of acquiring) + making my assumption known to them.
redecided t1_j91337o wrote
Reply to comment by glutenfreecracker in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
British slang?
pankakke_ t1_j912zij wrote
Reply to comment by HookDragger in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Some circles of people regardless of sex will share nudes with their friends without consent, sure, but outside of highschool/college years I think that drops down exponentially as many come to understand that’s fucked up. Im sure they talk, but sharing photos is it’s own beast, not everyone is that person.
OoohItsAMystery t1_j912q3a wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
28F here and my coworker and I sat at my desk playing with a happy meal toy, from a happy meal I bought myself, just last week. Nothing wrong here.
RipDorHigHTryN06 t1_j912if1 wrote
Reply to comment by BroccoliPrince in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Emphasis on the little...
[deleted] t1_j912b8k wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
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MordunnDregath t1_j911r39 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a Happy Meal by PatientWillow4
Not a f-up, there's nothing off about enjoying yourself, even if it means you come across as more childlike than you might otherwise behave.
Just last night, I was playing video games with my kids and yeah, I felt (and probably acted) like I did when I was 15. Joy comes in many forms for many people.
toomanyd t1_j91bybg wrote
Reply to TIFU by smoking too much weed and narcning myself by ZombiePenguinQueen42
Weeds amazing at making you think something's wrong when it's not.