Lol! Fortunately, she saw the funny side!!!

Having people around all the time isn't always healthy here's a quote I like 'Worst Thing in Life is Ending Up With People Who Make You Feel All Alone' robin williams

You paint a vivid picture my friend

Now get the fuck to the hospital

In what universe you expected this to end well.

I mean, tbf, you might have just pranked him, considering his wife is going to 100% go have serious questions for him.

Bro this could lead to a threesome hahaha you are fine. It’s not like the other girl hasn’t seen a cock before.

Honestly if you send pics like that with no warning, these things will happen. Be ok with that possibility or don’t do it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

This went differently to what I was expecting.

Back in "ye olde days," I submitted a joke application to a visual effects house. They reached out to me and asked me if I'd be interested in coming in for an in person interview. I chickened out and politely declined.

Yeah, that was Weta Digital...

... just before Lord of the Rings happened...

/sigh.

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You mean the homeless guy out back who had to delve in the trash for it once it was chucked out?

On of my exes showed my nude to a friend of hers before I even met her. She knew what my dick looked like before my face.

>In the middle of this explanation, I got up from my seat and did a Kata pose, and told them "I can't do this in the middle of a fight, can I?" It was only after I struck the pose that I realize that these people didn't know what the fuck I was showing them.

If I was the interviewer, I would think that you're that dude who watched too much Steven Seagal's movies. Thanks for the laugh, dude!

They didnt actually leave the party though. I mentioned what happened in the post. Nothing happened which would classify it as rape or molesting happened (according to the girls). But yeah it was a tough night and a real wake up call that i am taking. I am more of a social drinker and not an alcoholic, but as someone else mentioned, I will try being sober. I havent done anything of this sort in the past (sober or drunk) but would prefer to completely eliminate the possibility.

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also if this were me i would just own and i wouldnt cringe at all

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this would be my absolute go to story for everyone and in any situation

instant ice breaker

i mean its just gold, pure gold

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this is the way

damn son that was rough

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but well written, i second the try to put in a standup act idea

>twice, an hour apart

....why?

Don't worry, that's how threesomes start (at least in pornos...).

ok so don't leave us hanging like 90% of this rides on if & what she wrote back?

Ah yes. The good times of the first few months away from parents.

its trying to come back for fxxck again

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