Sounds like r/TrueOffMyChest is where you belong lol

I've had cringe things happen in my life, but this was physically painful to read. In the immortal words of Zuko

Well, look, on the plus side, maybe you could turn this all into a standup routine and become famous from it.

Did something dumb, wanted to keep it private, Girlfriend preassured him into sharing it with someone he didn't want to. He has every right to be mad. Just because you do something stupid, doesn't mean you lose all rights to being upset when being preassured. She messed up and it wasn't her right to push to share it.

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“She tells me it’s fine but I didn’t want her friend to know me that quite well so early on”

Soooo the problem lies with the time? Letting the friend see your dick is not a problem as long as is not that early? 🤠

So you brought it up twice. It sounds like he said no and you didn’t respect that answer for whatever reason and pressured him into it. How did you not catch that he didn’t want to share it? You’re the one who made it awkward for him to not share it…

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If your boyfriend's friend is a true friend, he's gonna keep the story to himself. I understand your boyfriend's concern because some culture will literally disown you by your own family for doing something stupid.

Wish to God I never took a pic of my junk. It's one thing I stressed to both my male sons, no pee pee pics.

Its just a cock. Stop hiding.

Just break that ice with "hey sorry i had no idea she was not alone"

The faster you air it out the faster that problem will vanish.

De-escalated quickly

I assume you or your gf has apologized to the friend? Or is having a picture of a dick thrown in front of you without consent totally cool now?

What did you do for girls to leave the party? Most people don’t just go molesting women when they’re drunk OP you need help.

My dude, you are at the hospital I hope? Oxygen saturation of 92% in a normally healthy person is really concerning for a serious illness.

Please update us that you’re getting medical attention.

Gotta love the early on* I mean, if you are planning it anyway, might as well happen a little early right?

At least you can acknowledge it. You are already better than many others by seeing whats wrong with something like that

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A scandalous thing that he did and is somehow now your fault.

Shooting their shot first would have saved OP from sending their DM.

When shooting your shot goes wrong.

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Bruhh💀