Recent comments in /f/tifu
trance128 t1_j90ej7l wrote
I think I saw a porn with this plot?
Patient-Quarter-1684 t1_j90e6q9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
He did something dumb and is mad at you?
Don't put up with that.
Its immature
Jdenning1 t1_j90d4nk wrote
You’re boyfriend and Girlfriend in less then a week?
[deleted] OP t1_j90d27e wrote
Reply to comment by Terux94 in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
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[deleted] OP t1_j90cxzn wrote
Reply to comment by asteroid_b_612 in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
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Terux94 t1_j90cap9 wrote
He's.... thinking about dumping you over an embarrassing story? How absolutely fragile. You're better off without.
The_Pharoah t1_j90brus wrote
Reply to comment by MitchTJones in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Was just thinking that
asteroid_b_612 t1_j90bmvl wrote
Well he could’ve just not told his friend if it was that bad.
Why did you want him to tell his friend? Were you super adamant about it and pressuring him even after he said “no I don’t want to tell the story”? Or did he not object to it until afterwards?
If I were him and I really didn’t want to tell the friend I would’ve just made up another story and then glared daggers at you so you would understand to just leave it at that
[deleted] OP t1_j90b4ld wrote
Reply to comment by hartlepaul in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
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MitchTJones t1_j90az04 wrote
You sound like college students. I met my current partner in college and we literally routinely threesome w her close friends… may be a blessing not acurse
hartlepaul t1_j90avhk wrote
Lucky escape for you I think...
BirdsBreadqk t1_j909g7y wrote
Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
To cheer you up look up Carolina reaper in tifu it's funny as hell
Citadelvania t1_j908zod wrote
Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
2 hours? You didn't remember even when you got home? Maybe they should have someone else handle stuff like this in the future...
mike117 t1_j908c2y wrote
Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
Nothing about this post is miserable. I think you’re projecting, and taking out your frustrations from your miserable life on a post about a lost pizza. Reddit is a cool place, but not something to vent your misdirected anger to.
RactainCore t1_j907xqc wrote
Reply to comment by HookDragger in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Well that's creepy
existentialfalls t1_j9072v4 wrote
Santa has seen every cock on the planet
Archangel1962 t1_j906dvu wrote
If you were in the habit of doing this often and your gf gets an unsolicited Snap in the middle of the day then she should’ve realised there was a 50% chance this was a NSFW content Snap. So she bears some responsibility for her friend seeing it. So don’t sweat it. It’s happened.
And I realise this is going to make me old man yells at cloud, and I also appreciate its part of modern ‘courtship’ these days, but sending explicit pictures of yourself in a relationship that in all likelihood won’t last is not necessarily the best idea. So maybe tone down the frequency of this activity.
Thee_Neutralizer t1_j9066uq wrote
Well this was anticlimactic.
OldCarWorshipper t1_j905iki wrote
Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
On the other hand, you probably made somebody's night!
YeahlDid t1_j904ur4 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
Does that mean op has multiple wives then? The fucking wife, the cooking wife, the child-caring wife, etc.?
charleswj t1_j904tki wrote
>but I didn’t want her friend to know me quite that well so early on
So there's a point where you do want her to?
Atiggerx33 t1_j904pq4 wrote
Reply to comment by soayherder in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine
Such are the joys of life /s
dscChewbacca OP t1_j904979 wrote
Reply to comment by -holdmyhand in TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
That would be fine, if I knew somebody enjoyed it. Probably got thrown in the trash though.
dscChewbacca OP t1_j903wfs wrote
Reply to comment by SpiritTalker in TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
Thanks, it's just so fresh of a FU I'm still pissed. Mainly due to the waste of money. Figured I'd vent my frustration here with all you fine folks.
PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF t1_j90fjta wrote
Reply to TIFU by possibly giving myself pneumonia with a dirty bong by SquishMis
You're at the hospital right now, right?