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SpiritTalker t1_j90198q wrote

Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca

We've done this many a-time with take-away boxes. It's easy to forget, especially with spousal and little-one distractions. I can't say we've ever left a large pizza box behind, but still...dont beat yourself up. Shit happens!

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GoobyDuu t1_j900lfb wrote

Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca

This story is so fucking boring that a person that has a wife and kids wouldn't even THINK of posting. And if you DID have a wife and kids, go be with your fucking wife and kids. Reddit is a cool place, but it's not something to post your miserable life to

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bumpin_uglies t1_j8zvxlj wrote

Reply to TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18

I sent a dick pic to a former lover of mine many years ago. Over the summer she lived at home with her parents. She had the pic up on her computer while she was rubbing one out. She went to shower after, came back to her room and found her mom standing there staring at the computer. At that point I said “so your mom has seen my dick?” She confirmed. I asked if her mom liked it. She laughed and said I HAVE NO IDEA, we didn’t discuss the cock on my computer monitor! I asked if she knew who the dick belonged to. She said yes. So I said great. Your mom has seen my piece, now I can never see her again or it will be awkward. Granted I live 500 miles away from her but I’ve succeeded in avoiding her mom ever since.

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