Please sleep more, brother. Lack of sleep is related to serious chronic health problems

Yeah I could never face that friend again if that was me

Nah, if they were snapping regular pics before it’s not on her. Should have gotten some sort of warning or something.

Lol okay, keep believing that.

But I’d you send a dick pic to a partner, requested or not… their best friend has seen it and commented.

Very true bless up g

Lmao not her fault ngl she opens snaps openly it was my mistake but it’s ok I learn

Maybe that time. But I guarantee you that her best friend… and probably her second best friend have seen pics and rated it.

I’d bet money on it.

Yeah the gf likes it im glad lol thank man

Yeah for sure bless you my g

Nah it was a decent pic ngl gotta gas myself up a little my g

Bruh she hasn’t she just comment about how it’s uncut

Her best friend has already seen and rated it for your new GF

yes that's the idea, I just don't understand the British connection...

I'm sure you'll all laugh about how cold it was that day.. one day.. or not.

The amount of times female friends accidentally saw my Wang was way too high. Genuinely accidental too. It’s alright. Shit happens and you’d hope people at that age are mature enough to get over it fast. That or they like your penis. Either way it’s fine

Let's not even talk about the things that can happen during and after pregnancy. One becomes ... resigned to mishaps of whichever kind.

Just own it. Don't worry about what someone else thinks as long as your girlfriend is happy with it. So somebody else saw your junk, It's not like you're trying to impress her.

Hahaha me too🫠

who opens snapchats from their significant other with their friends watching unless they KNOW its gonna be safe....

That's reasonable too. But sometimes people find themselves in positions that we can't easily think ourselves out of for whatever reason. People do dumb things every now and again.

Better your girlfriend’s friend saw your penis than a scammer who now wants bitcoin or else he will share the video with your Facebook and Instagram friends!

I'm not sure what everyone keeps imagining here. Is it like someone picking it up and pressing their nose into it and taking a long, enthusiastic sniff? Cause that's not how smelling things has to work.

Finding out whether or not it's already been used is literally the point.

A reminder that we have a sense of smell seemed like a reasonable thing to do in this circumstance.

You got the squirrel on the head... Being the "funny one" is just being able to articulate the absurdity of, well, society - I would say - life - but that's not very accurate. Life be what it be - societies make shit weird. But yeah ppl think I'm just "naturally talented" at making a dark joke out of everything - no, y'all taught me this. But the cost is tremendous.
They need a voice of reason veiled in a joke - we need a shoulder to cry on - bc we can see how fucked up everything is but we can't do anything about it... So, just make a joke.

never vape.

Nah that’s not the move