Recent comments in /f/tifu
redecided t1_j8z91jl wrote
Reply to comment by phunkydroid in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Yeaaaaah, baby!
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8z918d wrote
Reply to comment by shinymetalobjekt in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
That is not the vibe
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8z90d2 wrote
Reply to comment by FLTDI in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Lmao nah it was an accident
redecided t1_j8z909q wrote
Reply to comment by glutenfreecracker in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Ah I guess unintentional... Birds = women and stone = his ready phallus.
dirtyDADgamer t1_j8z8ghu wrote
What are you worried about!! Maybe you get action from both of them!!
mfiirk t1_j8z7zt1 wrote
There’s an option on iPhone at least to blur a text/image. My wife and I use this solely for sexy texts. So when we see it pop up, we know not to open it publicly.
I realize you said snap, but moving to text seems like a viable option.
darkntwistish t1_j8z6t75 wrote
Reply to comment by Dirzeyla in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine
I wouldn’t just smell random things laying in the bathroom, you never know what someone else might’ve wiped with it 😂
darkntwistish t1_j8z6ppx wrote
Reply to comment by RushDynamite in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine
It was the word “befouled” for me 😂
SethMalcolm1 t1_j8z40wq wrote
Reply to comment by glutenfreecracker in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Bro what? Are you high? Or just stupid?
FLTDI t1_j8z3l3x wrote
Your GF showed her best friend your penis. Ftfy
shinymetalobjekt t1_j8z2te6 wrote
Maybe her friend liked what she saw, and both her and your gf are open to a threesome. You never know.
phunkydroid t1_j8z0ww6 wrote
Reply to comment by redecided in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
I personally read it in Austin Powers' accent.
glutenfreecracker t1_j8z0swc wrote
Reply to comment by redecided in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Oh? How so?
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yzwgj wrote
Reply to comment by wolamute in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
To each their own but we enjoy doing it I’ll just be more careful with the timing moving forward
wolamute t1_j8yzpqb wrote
Never send nudes.
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Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yzm94 wrote
Reply to comment by horrifyingthought in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
I hope that’s how it goes down or at most a silly joke some day
horrifyingthought t1_j8yza95 wrote
Eh seems like a non-event tbh. Amusing, temporarily embarrassing, maybe good for bringing up at a party some time in the future, but ultimately utterly forgettable.
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yz8v2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
There was consent we agreed we can whenever it’s our thing but maybe should just warn
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BroccoliPrince t1_j8yydaa wrote
Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Aye sounds like a good approach to me. Having a laugh about it is the best way, might even make a friend out of it that way 😂
redecided t1_j8yxq1t wrote
Reply to comment by glutenfreecracker in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Hahahahahaha you win the day if this was written in a British accent!
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yx1ty wrote
Reply to comment by BroccoliPrince in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
I don’t think I’ll apologize for the sole purpose that her friend doesn’t know that I know (they initially agreed to not tell me what happened) if somehow her friend finds out that I know I’ll absolutely say sorry and have a laugh about it I think
BroccoliPrince t1_j8ywv8o wrote
Reply to comment by obviouslynotmymain18 in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Honestly mate, if your gf says it's fine, odds are she and her friend had a little giggle about the whole thing and have moved on. An apology to the friend if you feel it's warranted might be nice, but this isn't something you need to be mortified about forever. I doubt her friend will be weird about it if you're not weird about it.
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8z946o wrote
Reply to comment by mfiirk in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
We use snap so it doesn’t save in the chat