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CrimsonMana t1_j8yeos5 wrote

Reply to comment by Atiggerx33 in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

I'm absolutely baffled here. You're saying you reach behind and bring your hand way past your ass to your front and wipe from that position to your ass? How do you get any crap on your front at all in that case? The toilet roll would be clean, wouldn't it? Are you moving the toilet paper back and forth wiping or something? Or are you using the same part of the toilet paper for multiple wipes? I certainly don't do that because I don't trust the toilet paper to hold together for such a large wiping motion like that and I dont expect a second wipe to achieve anything if I've already wiped with that sheet already. I give a very firm single swipe. Always with two sheets folded, for that extra safety. I will also get an extra swipe with an additional final fold before I grab the next two sheets. Never do I wipe with the same part more than once, and never do I backtrace my wipe path.

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Nappikins t1_j8yby04 wrote

Reply to TIFU by never making close friends by sisi_UTL

I know how you feel, I grew up the same as you always a 3rd wheel, never having close friends. But you're still young, you still have time to make meaningful relationships. I'm 42, and I have zero close friends. Had I out in the effort in my twenties, that wouldn't have been the case.

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youngstalinshot t1_j8y4zgt wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

Puberty is a progress. and yes if you started to develop interests in actual masturbation at 8, then that was part of your puberty. As I said puberty is different for every kid. Sometimes the mind develops faster than the body. Starting puberty at 8 is not unheard of.

But maybe you also just all mirrored your surroundings even though you actually hadn't developed the sexual interest. That's also totally possible. I also watched porn once at that young age because we weren't allowed to. But it just weirded me out because I was too young to understand.

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Atiggerx33 t1_j8y1rpb wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

It's not a routine thing. I'm 30 and it's only happened once. I had a bad stomach flu and sneezed. I'd had no cramping, no pressure, absolutely no indication that I had to use the bathroom. And then... yeah.

And when it happens it unfortunately doesn't politely keep it's distance.

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Poopard t1_j8y1ah6 wrote

Reply to TIFU by never making close friends by sisi_UTL

Hey man this isn't uncommon, it happened to myself and other people too but the best thing to do would be to get involved into your community and meet new people, search a group for your hobby I'm sure you will find something.

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youngstalinshot t1_j8xyp0c wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

Sounds like you were on the other end of the spectrum as masturbating in a sexual way at 10 years seems a bit early to me while still being in the absolutely normal to develop this interest at that age range.

Kids develop differently and their social circle and general surroundings have an influence on when they start being confronted with different topics. Hence yours and your friends' experience with discovering yourself was probably similar.

There is nothing weird, pure or innocent about when people hit puberty and how.

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Iburncereal t1_j8xsxrg wrote

Reply to TIFU by never making close friends by sisi_UTL

You haven't messed up at all. Friendships are hard, especially at school age. I'd suggest getting a part time job and you'll probably meet people there, don't jump into a relationship because you're lonely too.

Happy birthday 🎈

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ThadisJones t1_j8xr53a wrote

Reply to TIFU By sleeping less than 3 hours everyday for a month and causing it to all catch up to me at once by pebblesky

>I've recently moved into my own place for the first time

I remember all the bad habits and worse decisions I made when I did this (at 19) and also about how it was a learning experience in developing self-discipline.

Other things I learned were "don't heat anodize titanium in your kitchen over winter break when your college's metal shop is closed, because you will 100% get metal fume poisoning" and "you have class and work tomorrow and playing World of Warcraft until 3am will not help with that"

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