Shat yourself? I don’t think I ever shat myself since I was potty trained.

Nononononononono

Everyone's gut is different.

It doesn't matter what my girlfriend eats, her shits are diarrhea level always. She's been seeing doctors for years, with no clue why.

Maybe it's not normal, but it happens.

Maybe next time don't use your mom's cotton pads on your Vag

Life comes at you fast man. Shit happens, literally. Good for you for never being distracted or whatever.

When I was 10-11 I used to be in a running group, before going to this particular meeting I had taken a shit and my butt was rubbed raw pretty much. I decided to use perfume oil that my mom had given me and I put it on my butt hole to make it smell good. Burned really badly. Then had to run and chafe it up even more

You corrected someone who posted a snotty comment and got a snotty reply lol

What were you expecting? Sheepish reversal?

Lack of sleep + high-grade marijuana is an excellent recipe for making bad things worse. All things considered, sounds like abstaining for a good while might be in your best interest.

Dude barely anybody keep in touch with hs friends anyways. I only have 1 friend from hs. Most of the friends you have as an adult you'll meet as an adult. You've got time.

Happy birthday! Take yourself out somewhere. Its more fun than it seems.

You are not going to believe this but I have also done this in my life. You are not alone sister

No. We don't all do this.

i have lots of friends, and i knew none of them when i was 18. so, you've still got plenty of time.

No one is saying it's normal here? Accidents do happen due to illness/food poisoning/some other reason.

Ouch! It's like you forgot you just chopped up some Ghost Peppers and touched yourself or rubbed your eye. I feel your pain.

Not sure if anyone has said this yet, but having been in almost the exact same situation back when I was a massage therapist, I learned that using coconut fractionated oil relieves the unbearable pain rather quickly. I believe most oils will, FCO is just what I had at the time .

Vietnamese

i am so concerned for whoever downvoted me

I would have cleaned the oil off for free with my tongue lass

That sounds terrifying! Thank you for the information though!

OMG you poor thing!!!

Just out of curiosity, what is your first language?

At least your mom gets to save on college tuition.

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Some girls take longer to figure out the details, because female masturbation isn't really talked about. Kids know the "dude jerking off" motion before we even know what it means, but a woman's system is much less intuitive and harder to figure out on our own.

Look up "poor proprioception". It's a thing.