Thankfully yes!! That's the sole reason we even survived, else we'd probably have drowned right there, due to shock and panic.

That too yeah

Wait I never said to dry the oil... Just air dry the water on the 😼 after washing, that way she wouldn't have to wipe with cleansing pad saturated with tea tree oil xD

You're both poor, he asks you for money and he spends it for porn.

This is the important part.

"teen" means nothing too old, not kids. Maybe he's bicurious or maybe bi tout court, or maybe even straight with this kink, not all the craziness you're talking about. You're blowing this part out of proportion and not focusing on the important part, the money lies about it and subsequent broken trust part.

He's living off you while spending your money on his private things. Focus on this.

Honestly I understand it mostly as a synonym for "slim/skinny"

Glad you guys are okay. Did you have PFDs?

good ol corn, natures bookmark

Not with that attitude you don't.

Oil does not “dry.” That’s why we oil things with…oil. Because it stays there, and it penetrates.

I mean, actions portray feelings better then words, to some extent

Stress typing? I know that feeling

F R E S H

I once put aftershave on my balls after shaving them. It was horrifically painful even though I rinsed it with water immediately. Took about a day for the pain to go away for me as well

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Dear lord, that made me spit out my drink. Thanks for the laugh!

And can't even type the word porn? Jesus Christ. Seek help!

An ex once bought cooling lube. It had menthol in it. Never again.

I was gonna make a joke about who's gonna tell her he may be Bi but she already mentions that so like...What is the problem?

Try not drinking. If you want any sort of redemption; stay sober and don't give yourself a chance to become that touchy guy. You might sit out a few parties and some people probably won't want to talk to you for a while. Better to focus on being healthy and finding other ways to have fun.

Probably shouldn't grab someone else's cotton pad to wipe the urine off of your vagina in the first place. I'm assuming your plan was to put it back and the owner would be none the wiser. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes!.

Definitely had way too much alcohol and its completely my fault for sure. One of the girls even replied and accepted my apology and gave me forgiveness.

But she did say that I need time to understand the situation and then maybe our paths can cross again (we were on good terms and friendly)

Its never a stranger that I get touchy with. Always the people closer to me. But yes for sure, I need to work hard on that.

just own it

If I was you I'd be glad he didn't look for some Grammar Nazi stuff.

The main issue I can see is drinking that much to begin with. It caused you to blackout and behave in a way that you wouldn't normally if sober. You said your friend got you hammered but I assume he didn't force it down your throat.

See this as a learning experience and try to move forward from here, OP. It sounds like you are trying to make apologies and amends for your behaviour. The next thing is to make sure you never behave like that again.

Also being touch feely with strangers, regardless of the intent, is not really a good idea. It's a violation of someone's boundaries, even if you didn't mean it in that way.

Wtf everyone help that person lol