sorry my brain is a mess right now i literally just found all this out like four hours ago

The way this was written gives me a headache

Wanna chat if interested, if not sorry to bother you

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You won’t be able to get over that on your own, so might as well bring it up with him and then decide what to do.

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Hey, 29f

I wipe front-to-back, but I'm not gonna pretend that never once in my entire life has my hand slipped or that I've never shat myself. It's not a daily occurrence by any means, but a rare unfortunate incident.

Edit: people really gonna downvote the fact that if you have diarrhea and shit yourself that the shit doesn't politely keep it's distance?

I thought it was called a shitoff

The teen thing is yikes. Anyone who likes this stuff is a borderline pedo.

No, I'm saying that once in a rare while I misjudge the size of my own ass and as I reach behind myself to get my hand into the front-to-back wipe position I accidentally brush the paper against myself and end up wiping a small amount towards my labia.

I can promise you that it's not an intentional thing and isn't a frequent happening. And results in me washing myself with soap and water ASAP.

Can you honestly say your hand hasn't slipped even once in your entire life? Or that you never shat yourself in which case it kinda gets everywhere?

wow are you even a woman? or you wipe with a very very bad method.

are you saying you’re wiping back to front and that’s why you get shit on your labia 🤣🤣

There's a very old story in my family about my Grandma experiencing some muscle pain. She decided to coat her body in BenGay.

Yeah......apparently some screaming was heard. Sorry, OP.

Welcome to essential oils, where I gave myself 3rd degree burns on my wrists with thyme oil.

I have no advice but holy heck do I sympathise!

I think it was a disposable cotton pad, not a cloth. Either way it doesn't mention that they were just gonna put it back.

Just sit there and let it air dry god dammit. Or stand up and twerk a little, that works too trust me 👌

We pee out of that area and poop comes from nearby, any woman claiming that poop has literally never touched her labia is lying. We really try to avoid it, it can cause infections when contact is made, but no honest woman can say it hasn't happened.

Just as nobody can claim they've never gotten a bit of shit on their hand wiping. It's not a frequent event, the toilet paper tears or your hand slips and suddenly your knuckle is befouled. You are disgusted and wash extra thoroughly and move on with your life.

Edit: I thought based on my comment it was clear that getting poop by the vagina was not a normal daily thing but rather a rare occurrence. I should have been more clear, if a woman is wearing underwear and shits herself that shit is likely going to touch her labia. It happens, hopefully not often, but it happens. Or sometimes while moving my hand to the front-to-back wipe position my hand slips and I accidentally wipe back-to-front a bit... idk maybe like twice a year that'll happen? Maybe I'm just uncoordinated though.

So I bought something called a testicuzzi. Dumb purchase aside, one day I decided to put some of my wife essential oil in it (believe lemon-lime) a couple minutes in I was burning no different than cutting halapenos and not washing my hands before bathroom

It's probably because of the small amount. Doctor once recommended me to add a few drops of tea tree oil into water for intimate hygiene, and it worked perfectly. It has antibacterial effect, so it should be beneficial for you :)

But I guess the rule of thumb would be this: when it burns, it's probably not good for you.

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Damn, right on the hole.

That's the TLDR haha

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